Sithy Awesome

My friend The Glorious Lemur King sent me this on advice of his better half, Cruel Wife.

Because you can never have enough lightsabers.

You can, however, have enough flying squirrels.

Have a great Tuesday!! 😀

Saturday Sithy

Compliments of my friend, roamingfirehydrant, who knows what I like!!

It’s like two great tastes, only different. It’s better than using cookies to convince you to come to the Dark Side™. It’s like winning the lottery without buying a ticket. Had the Emperor dressed his clones in kilts, there would have been no Clone Wars, there would have been no Rebel Base, and Alderaan would never have been obliterated. Peace through superior kiltwear!!!

Ok, I think I’ve had enough coffee. Y’all have a great Saturday!! 🙂

Sithy in the Rain

I couldn’t pass this up. Gene Kelly would have been 100 years old last week, and so, I give tribute to a great actor, dancer, and director.

Except for Xanadu. I’ll never understand why he consented to be in that atrocity.

Because of him, I always sing in the rain, dance on couches, and dream of a Brigadoon.

Have a great Wednesday!! 🙂

Saturday Sithy

You know, had I titled this “Sunday Sithy”, I would have been early for once.

And since we don’t have lightsabers (yet…), we substitute machetes and we are good to go 😉

Y’all have a great Saturday!!

Wednesday Sithy

Yesterday we helped my BIL move into the barracks, so I fell behind with my chores. That means I am cheating and posting a Sithy, courtesy of my brother, who has the same sick sense of humor I do.

Eddie Izzard, Star Wars, and Legos. It’s a trifecta. Also, it may be a teeny bit NSFW, but still damn funny 😉

Today’s Life Lesson

As is my habit, I was on the social-site-with-faces when I noticed one of my friends discussing a certain leader of the free world whining about something. I won’t go into the politics of the post, since y’all know me well enough to know how I feel about it. But he said something that struck me as rather odd.

He fights like a girl.

I know this is supposed to be an insult to men. But the reality is that it’s a cruel lie.

We are vicious. We are cruel. And we fight dirty.

Never, ever think that fighting like a girl is an insult. It isn’t. If someone says that, consider it a warning that either A) the person fighting is vicious, or 2) the person saying it doesn’t know women very well.

Usually it’s #2 😉

Saturday Stuff

I’m at the inlaws this weekend. FINALLY delivering Christmas presents. STOP JUDGING ME!!!

And when I return, I shall be enjoying a few episodes of The Walking Dead.

I’ll have to enjoy them as I unpack Hubby’s stuff from Egypt, and doing laundry and ironing his uniform. But hey, I am great at multitasking!!

Enjoy the weekend!!! 😀

Saturday Sithy

My friend The Queen is on vacation touring our wonderful country, but she found the time to send me one of the funniest Sithies evah in the history of this here blog:

When she posted this on my social-site-that-has-faces, I spewed soda all over me, making a mental note to wrap the keyboard in Saran Wrap™ for future spewage.

Have a great Saturday!! 😀

Random Post, Because I Really Can’t Think of Anything Coherent

For the first time in weeks, I slept through the night, and don’t remember dreaming, so I can attest that perhaps watching a mediocre movie can help your sleep patterns. Hubby and I went to see Prometheus….eh. It was ok. LOTS of illogical stuff in it, even with it being a science fiction thriller and suspending disbelief at every turn. The fact that I didn’t have a nightmare over it should tell you how “eh” it really is.

It rained yesterday, so I have hope the hay that developed while we were at the family reunion will turn semi-green. Or at least be non-combustible.

Several birds have decided that the fake plants I have outside are better suited to making a nest than the trees and shrubs. I have decided the fake plants will be watered regularly.

As I was reading the news today, I found it disheartening that the top stories are about a celebrity break-up, and how Generation Y thinks learning to drive is a hassle. On the other hand, I also learned that Alec Baldwin got married. I pity her.

Sometimes it feels good to sit down and eat whipped cream straight from the container. And it’s even better when it’s in a can, and you are watching a really bad movie. If you don’t have whipped cream, I hear peanut butter is a great substitute. I wouldn’t know, since I can’t stand the stuff, but whatever floats your goat:

Hopefully I will be more coherent tomorrow. I don’t promise anything, though. I have Valium™ and I’m not afraid to use it.

But I bet anything y’all have your own incoherence going on. It’s Monday, after all 😉

I Feel Like Chekov in the “Wrath of Khan”, Only the Earworm Won’t Die

Oh, someone please take pity on my, and drive an icepick through my ear.

Kids and Hubby are upstairs playing Minecraft™ (what else, right??) and that stupid, insipid lullaby keeps playing and makes me want to stab innocent bystanders, as well as the pigeons. Only I wouldn’t mind stabbing the pigeons. They are good in a stew. But this song has to stop before I take it out on the furniture, or the roast I’m making for tonight.

Oh, and look what I found for a Sithy.

Minecraft Vader!!! I want to kill the internet.

Hope y’all enjoy your Sunday!