I’ve been trying to post everywhere I blog all morning, and come to realize that my main blog is the one I neglect the most. When my sources of amusement include going to the thrift store and finding substitutes for everything I gave up for Lent, you know I have a boring life. So here’s a Sithy to tide you over for a bit.
I can’t tell you how much I ❤ Poland!!
Have a great day 😉
It just started, literally just last week! And I am already a whiny, petulant child. Every year is the same thing: I give up sweets, fats, junk food, and booze. It’s not only a sacrifice but also a secular test of my will power.
I didn’t give up caffeine, though. You wouldn’t like me if I did.
This year my will power is being sorely tested. A friend brought me cookies. I have to make banana bread today. Last night was the “Chocolate Edition” of Cutthroat Kitchen, and to make matters worse, Chef Damiano, a contestant on the last season of Spring Baking Championship and who was total eye candy, won. I am surrounded by sweets of all kinds.
I have the feeling that soon enough it will be junk food tempting me. Possibly fatty foods cleverly disguised as junk food. I’m not so worried about the temptation of wine and vodka, because I can honestly take it or leave it as long as I have sweets. This is going to be….difficult.
But until then, my sense of humor is still intact. So enjoy the peep show until you can partake!
Have a great Monday 😉
I laughed so hard I snorted water out through my nose.
Special hat tip to xbradtc for the funneh. Also, he owes me for spilling my drink. Doesn’t matter if it’s water. He still owes me. 😀
My friend Tiberius found this and I had to snag it for my cover photo on a social site that lives in infamy.
Now for the debate:
Would Boba Fett be able to capture Predator and Alien? I mean, this is the guy whose dad was the “quintessential” soldier and cloned to oblivion and the so-called progeny couldn’t hit the broadside of an Imperial Cruiser from ten feet away. But Boba was raised by his dad, so he has that going for him, and that’s nice.
Feel free to discuss in the comments while I go clean the bathrooms 😀
Crushed. Just crushed.
Well, hopefully the Dark Side upgraded to bourbon.
Have a great Monday!! 😀
I may just end up in Hades for laughing so hard at Piano Man.
Trust me, it ain’t just you 😀
Have a great pre-Friday!!
It has been a very long week already, but I figure everyone can always use a laugh.
Hope y’all have a great Tuesday 😀
Y’all need a funneh, because it is Spring Forward and Monday and STILL winter. So here you go, courtesy of MrFixIt.
The real reason Harrison Ford crashed.
Hope y’all have a great day 😀
Sorry for the lack of content the past few…. I don’t know, days? Weeks? Not sure. I have been fighting a losing battle with mountain cedar (which is not a cedar, but a juniper), among other congestive crap. Also, it is January, which means winter, which also means I am huddled around a heat pad like a hedgehog and just as prickly. I’m just not happy unless my skin is roasting, while being protected with SPF 5000, of course.
Anyway, once again my crafting is out of control. I can’t seem to stop making flowers, just as Little One can’t seem to stop taking them. So I make more, and now have a big batch of velvet, felt, and ribbon to put away. It’s colorful, but I can’t seem to convince Hubby that’s it’s also decor.
I have put a moratorium on shopping at thrift stores and craft stores until such time as I know where in the world this Carmen San Diego wannabe will end up this summer. That also means I have to organize my stuff, and begin to store my Lolita glasses. And above all, it means I have to finish every single project I have started.
Every single one!!!!
Mirrors, vases, bottles, wreaths, tables…. the list goes on.
At least it will keep me busy and keep my mind off everything I will be giving up during Lent 😀