Top Shelf

Anyone who is familiar with me in real life, and even just on the internet, knows I am rather an odd duck. I like to melt Peeps, I want to collect certain skulls*, and I own voodoo dolls. Those are a few of my Sithy likes. I’m sure I am not the only one with a like of melting Peeps around here, though the other stuff is questionable.

Look, I am not the only weirdo on the planet.

Anyway, one of my new wants is a shelf of my favorite peeps. The best booze is top shelf, and I figure the best people should be, too. Your mileage may vary, but these are my favorite shelf sitters.

• Ed Sheeran– I can sit and just look at that beautiful red hair and listen to that beautiful voice forever.
• Politibunny– I really don’t have to explain this one. She is just amazing.
• Bruce Willis– those green eyes and shiny pate for the win.
• Jun Tanaka— Of all the chefs that have appeared on Chopped, he is still my favorite.
• Nicole Russell— Wonderful writer at The Federalist, covering the everyday and making it awesome.
• Dan Joseph— The absolute BEST Man on the Street snark, evah.
• Lara Spencer– Talk about design on a dime, she is the queen of the flea market flip.
• Jay Caruso— Politics and the art of sarcasm, occasionally with a side order of groovy music.

These are just a few of the many I wish to put on my shelf. Now, some of y’all may think I have secret fantasies involving some of these personalities. Rest assured I do not. I just want them up on a shelf where I can just admire them. That’s it. I don’t ask for much. But just in case men show up with a white jacket for me, make sure someone arranges for Twitter access in my padded cell, m’kay? 😉

*No, not really. I just like to map skulls anthropologically. Sheesh…