We all have them. Some of us have more than our share. Some of us only have a few. I am far from being classified as suffering from OCD, but there are times when my family questions the lack of diagnosis.
They never question it when it comes to housekeeping, though.
For example, I have to drink hot tea from a teacup, with a saucer. Not so with coffee, though. I can drink coffee from a mug or travel cup or straight from the carafe with no issues. But hot tea MUST be served in a teacup, with a saucer. Oddly, the saucer doesn’t have to match the cup in pattern. Sometimes it looks like I am hosting the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party around here.
Then there’s grocery shopping. I have to group all the boxed goods together, all the produce together, and all the cold stuff together. I am not Jewish nor do I observe the whole dairy-separate-from-meat thing. But I want it organized so the kid bagging my groceries does it right, as in TO MY SPECS. Not the store’s specifications, but mine. Because I absolutely loathe to have canned stuff in the same bag with a box. But I don’t care if the eggs are with the pasta.
And of course…..books. I love books. Reading is the cheapest way to have a vacation. Even though I have both a Nookβ’ and a Kindleβ’, I still fall back on the feel and the scent of paper. But one thing I will never do to a book, no matter how old, how worn, or how torn, is dogear the pages or break the spine. Ironic, seeing as I have NO PROBLEM folding pages to create book art. But while I am reading a book? I treat it with the reverence due a reliquary. I even use coasters when I put them down.
And those are but a few of my not-quite-OCD quirks. I know I am not alone. Maybe I should found a group for this and get some support from other quirky peeps. But if we serve hot tea, I’ll bring my own cup, with saucer π
May 14th, 2015 at 11:56 AM
Don’t get me started on the shopping thingy.
May 14th, 2015 at 12:10 PM
But the stories are LEGENDARY!!! π
May 14th, 2015 at 12:36 PM
I put all the cold stuff together, too. I also put all the non-food stuff together like detergent and cleaners so they don’t get put with the food or get one item per bag.
I have to sleep barefoot. Doesn’t matter if I’m camping or if it’s zero degrees, all night or a 20-minute nap, there is no way I’m wearing socks to bed.
May 14th, 2015 at 1:00 PM
I have to warm my feet before I get into bed. Otherwise I can’t sleep. But like you, I can’t sleep with socks on π
May 22nd, 2015 at 3:19 PM
Warm your feet the way my ex did: stick ’em against hubby. Then, when he sticks his feet against you to warm them up, claim domestic abuse. π
May 26th, 2015 at 6:27 PM
LOL π
May 14th, 2015 at 2:42 PM
Far. From. OCD.
I join your family in their skepticism.
May 14th, 2015 at 5:13 PM
*rolls eyes*
May 14th, 2015 at 4:24 PM
No socks. I vent my right leg when it gets too warm under the covers. Twin! with paperbacks. I don’t drink hot beverages. I love self-check!
May 14th, 2015 at 5:13 PM
Simpatico!!!!
May 14th, 2015 at 9:10 PM
Freak. π
May 14th, 2015 at 10:56 PM
Hey it takes one… fine…. π
May 15th, 2015 at 6:20 AM
I’ll bet you’re a popular topic of conversation among the baggers in your local supermarket. π
May 15th, 2015 at 9:01 AM
They see me comin’, they baggin’ π
May 15th, 2015 at 9:55 PM
Totally on board with the groceries. Because I am lazy and I only want to make one trip in from car to the house. But if I can’t carry it all, I want the stuff I can safely leave in the car in the same bags until I get motivate for another trip. π And am also of the no-socks-to-sleep crowd. And the bed has to be made before I can get in it. No, none of us here are OCD, not at all…
May 21st, 2015 at 7:55 AM
I prefer to use the term “picky” π
May 16th, 2015 at 1:15 AM
It’s only common sense: Bag all your frozen stuff together, bag all your perishables together.
Boxes and cans in other bags.
Oh, and paper bags please, none of this plastic shit that breaks through 2 layers and you have 2 pot roasts and a package of chicken breasts in the parking lot.
May 21st, 2015 at 7:55 AM
Been there…
May 17th, 2015 at 1:43 AM
I hate it when people dogear books.
May 21st, 2015 at 7:55 AM
It’s a jones for sure π
May 17th, 2015 at 8:34 AM
I have to make sure Mr. Happy is to the left.
May 21st, 2015 at 7:54 AM
I’m at a loss here π
May 18th, 2015 at 3:12 PM
Yeah baby!
May 21st, 2015 at 7:54 AM
HAW!!!!
May 18th, 2015 at 8:11 PM
I remember the first time I TOUCHED the GROOVES on a vinyl record. I was throwing it away, but it still felt wrong.
May 21st, 2015 at 7:53 AM
“The edge!!! ALWAYS BY THE EDGE!!!!”
Things my dad said π
May 24th, 2015 at 5:26 PM
Went by the Empire State Building the other day. Swear I saw Moochie Obunga climbing up the outside!
May 26th, 2015 at 6:27 PM
You are incorrigible π