I’m sure I’m not the only one that is constantly attacked by a random, aimless thought, right?
RIGHT??
I’m sure the age old question of why hot dogs come in packages of ten whereas hot dog buns come in packages of eight has been answered. I doubt it was answered to my satisfaction, but at least there is an answer.
Still, some things just mystify me. For example, my friend Car in made an observation over at the social-site-with-faces about the penchant for some celebrities to name their children in rather odd ways. So far I am aware of one child named after a fruit, one named after a plant, and one named after a compass. I don’t wish to know any more. Celebs: Y’all are already famous. Why must you burden your progeny like this?
Also, am I the only person who thinks Guy Fiery looks like a Troll Doll?
Seriously, the guy (rimshot) can market himself as a Troll Doll with tattoos and spiky white/platinum/ silver hair and make himself a fortune. I would totally buy one.
I wish dandelions were considered an ornamental by my HOA instead of a weed that must be eradicated with extreme prejudice and Round-Upβ’. Or at least classify it as a food. You can make a salad AND you can make wine from dandelions. That is worth its weight in rubies alone.
Anyway, time for me to skedaddle and finish making dessert for tomorrow. Chocolate mousse is on the cards, and hopefully there will be a bit left over for Easter morning pre-breakfast celebration π
April 3rd, 2015 at 8:22 PM
My grandma used to make me dandelion salad all the time… She’d give me a knife and tell me to bring some back from the yard, the lot across the street from her house… I miss my Grandma Nye.
April 4th, 2015 at 3:05 PM
It’s good stuff π
April 3rd, 2015 at 8:35 PM
Oh, you would be amazed at the things non celebrities name their kids. I’m a child support enforcement agent, I see lots of names. I feel so sorry for some of those kids. I had one cross my desk this week that was named after a vegetable and misspelled to boot!
I agree with you on dandelions. Thankfully we don’t have an HOA or they’d throw me in the gulag. I’m an organic gardener so no roundup in my yard, they’d hate me:-)
April 4th, 2015 at 3:08 PM
We named our children after relatives or picked names to honor Hubby’s ancestry. There was a purpose, you know?? But naming a kid “Apple” or “North” makes no sense to me.
April 6th, 2015 at 5:14 AM
Among my jobs, I have driven truck over the road for the USPS, been a Road Deputy, and been a Night Audit in a resort. You would be astonished to see some of the names I have seen.
April 3rd, 2015 at 10:02 PM
Pre breakfast mousse. Capital idea.
April 4th, 2015 at 3:08 PM
Isn’t it??? π
April 8th, 2015 at 6:32 AM
I once went into the kitchen to feed the cat, and found Lazarus was enjoying a pre-breakfast mouse..
April 8th, 2015 at 7:29 AM
Better him than you π
April 9th, 2015 at 5:00 AM
I found it by stepping on it, in the dark, barefoot. That stupid cat had been eating a mouse on the dining room carpet, ( keeps the feets warm ), when he decided it was breakfast time.
April 4th, 2015 at 12:04 AM
ball park hotdogs come in an eight pack. you too can be frankquilized.
April 4th, 2015 at 3:08 PM
Would you believe I got some yesterday?? π
April 7th, 2015 at 1:59 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the PG rating. π
April 7th, 2015 at 2:09 PM
Sadly, probably not only you π
April 7th, 2015 at 8:48 PM
I knew I liked this place for a reason! π
April 4th, 2015 at 6:27 AM
Let’s look inside the Critter brain…*crrreaaak*….
Joe is a guy
Who gets mighty high
On things like bathwater
And steak and potatoes.
April 4th, 2015 at 3:09 PM
I….got nothing…
April 4th, 2015 at 12:33 PM
Now THIS is a Good Friday celebration! Hmmmmmm, with what do all the combatants have in common?
April 4th, 2015 at 3:09 PM
Holy canoli, dude. Is it bad that I laughed??
April 5th, 2015 at 12:26 PM
Exploitation is good! π