Today I decided it was cold enough to go to the post office to get holiday stamps (Mother and Child, if you are curious), packing tape (because I can never find the spool that will invariably turn up after the holidays), and mail out a package to Eldest. I was excited to send off the package because I can finally send her something, you know? Ironically, I sent her Navy stuff she owned. I still have to wait to find out what she is allowed to have in her quarters. The last thing she needs is to be articled over a bag of Twizzlersβ’ and a hair straightening iron.
As an aside, forgive my absence from the blogs. My Linux laptop is having connectivity issues, and afterΒ crying and sobbing attempting to connect for a week, I figure it’s time to take it in to be checked. I am now using my mini, which is IE, and which is a PITA. So, because it is difficult to use, I will be blogging and commenting a bit less than usual.
Ok, back to the topic. Anyway, I was at the post office, and as I stood in the rather short line, I noticed the patrons all had packages, and all were going overseas. The lady in front of me asked if I was sending to an MPO, because she wasn’t sure she had written the address correctly and was worried the package wouldn’t get there on time. Oddly, the gentleman behind me had the same question. So, I helped them with the addresses, making sure to repeat the addresses on the side of the boxes just in case. After my business is finished, I am walking out of the office and witness a young woman dropping her packages all over the parking lot, so I go help her out, and after setting the packages on the table, I notice another lady with a box wrapped in masking tape, which is not code. So, I give her the spool I had just bought and told her to seal the box as well as she could. And wouldn’t you know it, an older lady pipes up and says, “Looks like we have one of Santa’s elves helping out.” And I replied, “I’m just doing the jobs trolls won’t do.”
Yes, they all laughed. Thank goodness they all had a sense of humor π
December 2nd, 2014 at 3:32 PM
For a Sith Empress, you certainly give off an air of niceness. Good job fooling them!! π
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:08 PM
Shhhhhh….keep it on the down low π
December 2nd, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Pffft. If she can’t hide a contraband bag of Twizzlers(tm) from anyone and everyone, she’s gonna have a tough time out at sea. Best to learn now. The sneaky shall survive!!!
December 2nd, 2014 at 4:18 PM
Of course I can hide contraband snacks. If bootcamp teaches you anything, it’s how to march while sleeping and how to sneak food from the galley so you can survive those six hours between chow times! (:
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:08 PM
That’s my girl!!
December 4th, 2014 at 6:01 PM
You will go far. Very far, indeed.
Next lesson: find something that you do not engage in, such as smoking or dipping. Buy a carton of smokes or a roll of dip-cans. Hide them. 3/4 of the way through a deployment, sell them for twice the going street price.
December 2nd, 2014 at 3:54 PM
Sounds like a whole lot of positive karma saved up.
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:10 PM
Heh, more like the usual.
December 2nd, 2014 at 4:14 PM
You mean you didn’t send me Twizzlers and my straightening iron? D:
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:10 PM
You didn’t ask π
December 2nd, 2014 at 4:46 PM
Being an elf has its drawbacks. Sooner, or later, a Trekkie mistakes you for a Vulcan, and you spend way too much time trying to determine how a starship can continue travelling, when they eject the plasma core.
December 2nd, 2014 at 10:11 PM
And now you understand why I’m Sith π
December 3rd, 2014 at 6:25 PM
Send her a Army football jersey. I’m sure her fellow sailors and the Instructors will see the humor and have a good laugh with her. π
December 14th, 2014 at 6:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! She would kill me π
December 4th, 2014 at 6:15 AM
Red or Black Twizzlers?
December 14th, 2014 at 6:57 PM
Red. Though her mom likes black π
December 4th, 2014 at 4:25 PM
Aggs, did you see this? π―
December 7th, 2014 at 1:42 AM
Aggie, it’s safe to view. Trust me. Would I lie to you? π
December 14th, 2014 at 6:58 PM
Tough call when it comes to Rad’s links π