This week Eldest graduates from Navy boot camp. That translates to her parents travelling northward by plane, by metro, and by taxi into the maelstrom that is the polar vortex*.
Momma ain’t happy.
I hate cold weather. Snow is pretty, especially when you watch it fall from the comfort of your home while drinking hot chocolate and standing right inside beside the fireplace. Right now I am wearing thick wool socks, sweatpants, long-sleeve shirt, sweater, and have a heat pad set on high. I am >< to buying fur-lined boots for the trip. FUR-LINED BOOTS!!! That should tell you just how desperate I am to avoid frostbite. There is an upside to winter, though.
In my opinion, that pie chart should be a solid tan color. So brace yourselves: complaining here about the cold is coming. And that will most likely follow complaining about my trip to the tundra.
Someone should tell Canada to take back the weather 😀
*Yes, I’m using that term, but only because I picture polar bears in a tornado.
November 12th, 2014 at 11:55 AM
Just color the red portion with that tan crayon. Cold weather is good….you can always add layers to warm up. But there’s only so much you can take off in order to cool down during the summer before someone calls the cops. Or Greenpeace tries to tow you back out into the deeper water.
November 12th, 2014 at 12:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😀
November 12th, 2014 at 12:13 PM
Have a safe trip!
November 12th, 2014 at 12:35 PM
Thanks! Wish she were over by y’all instead of the Windy City 🙂
November 12th, 2014 at 7:14 PM
Welcome to the winter version of my world. 😛
Of course, if she’d joined the Air Force, her graduation would be in a warmer climate. But I did basic at Ft. Dix, NJ during a brutally cold and snowy winter. So I guess I’m in no position to talk.
November 12th, 2014 at 9:21 PM
Yep, had she gone into the USAF, she would have been just down the street 😉
November 13th, 2014 at 1:41 PM
You would not have thrived as a Badger.
November 18th, 2014 at 11:17 AM
Soooo true 😀
November 13th, 2014 at 9:08 PM
I resemble those remarks about cold and snow.
I now will set myself on fire…
November 18th, 2014 at 11:18 AM
Seemed to work for me 😀
November 14th, 2014 at 12:56 AM
Be sure to bring back a suitcase filled with cold air. You can open it up come August, when you’ll need it.
November 18th, 2014 at 11:18 AM
Had a hard time finding fresh air 😉
November 14th, 2014 at 11:24 PM
Safe trip and I’m totally with you. The vortex sucketh.
November 18th, 2014 at 11:18 AM
Does it evah 😀
November 15th, 2014 at 3:30 PM
These things uses to be called cold fronts, and then Canadian clippers, which was cute. What makes it a vortex?
November 15th, 2014 at 6:46 PM
The news ran out of Panic Words when they can’t make “global warming” fit with near-record low temps across the US.
November 18th, 2014 at 11:19 AM
Actually a term used for years that the media had all but ignored until last year, when as Rabid Alien says, PANIC WORDS!!
November 16th, 2014 at 10:23 AM
What you gotta do is keep moving – get the blood flowing. “Cut the rug” like the First Lady here.
November 16th, 2014 at 10:43 AM
RR, you mellowing out in your old age? That is not down to your usual level. I didn’t even need brain bleach after viewing that one. True, I lost my appetite, but it did not cause projectile vomiting.
November 18th, 2014 at 11:20 AM
Still not clicking. I ain’t stupid as Gruber thinks.
November 18th, 2014 at 4:52 PM
Where’s your sense of adventure, woman? 😀
November 19th, 2014 at 8:33 AM
My son graduated from Navy Boot Camp on the 7th. He’s now in San Antonio doing his A school, so we’ll be spending Xmas in your neck of the woods.
November 19th, 2014 at 12:04 PM
If he needs anything, let me know. Would love to adopt him while he is here!
November 19th, 2014 at 1:36 PM
Thanks.