This morning I woke up to a nice rainstorm. It was a welcome relief after a rather dry-as-dust-on-Mars August. Of course, that means that drivers out in these parts will be freaking out and acting accordingly. It’s a good thing it seldom snows here. Seriously, the city has shut down over a light dusting of snow before. A dusting that evaporated 20 minutes later. But to give us some credit, we sure know how to drive on highways.
The only bad thing about getting rain is my dog. Lenny, the Labrador mix, doesn’t like getting wet or walking in puddles. This means that sometimes I have to carry the dead weight of a 55 lbs. dog to the lawn and hold her in place until she “goes”. And let me tell you, it is difficult to hold down a dog that wants NOTHING to do with a wet lawn. And you can forget about carrying an umbrella. It’s either managing the dog, or keeping dry. Can’t have both. That means usually I am soaked. Sometimes that gets on my nerves. Now I just take it in stride, because when life hands you lemons, you can then go have some limoncello, right?
Italian Lemonade
- 2 parts Limoncello
- 1 part Vodka
- 2 parts Spriteยฎ
- 1-2 parts Sweet and Sour mix
- Mint and lemon for garnish
Pour the first three ingredients into an ice-filled highball glass and stir. Add the sweet and sour mix to taste, and garnish with mint leaves and a lemon slice. This is a great drink with which to toast the end of Summer. Or as we in Texas prefer to call it, Summer v. 1.0.
At least it isn’t pumpkin spice, right?? ๐
September 18th, 2014 at 12:08 PM
Aggie, I lean on this in times like this. I have no idea how that fixes anything, however. Makes me grin.
September 18th, 2014 at 1:44 PM
Life’s Manager….. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
September 18th, 2014 at 6:03 PM
I wish I could write like that. It was so inspired.
September 18th, 2014 at 12:42 PM
The only error I see in your recipe is that shouldn’t the vodka dosage read “1 additional part vodka for each addition 5 minutes I have to stand in the damn rain waiting for the dog to pee”?
September 18th, 2014 at 1:45 PM
Good addendum. I will make a mental note for future reference ๐
September 18th, 2014 at 12:48 PM
Great recipe. I’ll simply use Pelligrino instead of the Sprite. ๐
September 18th, 2014 at 1:45 PM
That’s a great idea ๐ Thanks for stopping by!
September 18th, 2014 at 5:10 PM
Your patience is admirable. I wouldn’t spend time making a drink. I’d turn the bottle up, take a few gulps…..probably not vodka either. Scotch, or bourbon….and for a few moments, I forgot where the “p” is on my keyboard. I guess it’s CRS.
September 18th, 2014 at 5:35 PM
Your ability to make lemonade from lemons is now legendary ๐
September 18th, 2014 at 7:54 PM
My dog’s the same way about walking outside when the ground is wet. But she only weighs 14 pounds. ๐
BTW, what’s up with H&B. Site’s been down all day. Did AG decide to pack it in?
September 18th, 2014 at 9:49 PM
No, it will be down until some time in October. It was hacked twice in a month, so he has to perform some kind of tech voodoo on it. Meanwhile, I am doing the regular H&B posts over at Uncivil Peasants, which you can find in the sidebar here. Thursday random is up ๐
September 21st, 2014 at 4:04 PM
Awesome, I was wondering the same thing myself about H&B.
September 22nd, 2014 at 8:22 AM
But, but….you never go to H&B. You said so. You told me you would never, EVER go to a site like that ๐
September 20th, 2014 at 12:14 PM
Ya know the other day I was wondering what Italian lemonade had to do with a wet dog
September 20th, 2014 at 1:28 PM
And now you know ๐