As most of y’all know, the word “gullible” doesn’t exist in my dictionary. I am prone to be trusting. Sometimes that’s a good thing, and sometimes it’s not. This can be a bad thing with people, so I try to be on my guard as best as I can manage. But it is especially bad when it comes to….. commercials.
Cindy Crawford with some new skin care? I want to rush out to get it.
New ceramic cookware? Sign me up!
A new shampoo made from the tears of alpacas?? GOTTA HAVE IT!!!
I do draw the line at the Jockey™ custom bra dealio, though.
Seriously, I am very susceptible to that crap. Luckily there’s the Internet. I have to force myself to look up information on every blingy thing that catches my eyes. And yes, I do mean “force”. Sometimes the Internet is a huge time suck and the next thing I know it’s dinnertime and the kitchen still has the morning dishes in the sink. So I try to limit my time on the laptop. Shut it, I typed “try”. Advertising has com a heck of a long way since the Tootsie Pop™. And the fact that computer graphics are used willy nilly doesn’t help much, either. Seriously, Slim Jim™ jerky sticks do NOT make for a good rope. Trust me on this.
I was hoping that the older I got, the less gullible I became. Sigh…. fending off ageing makes one far more vulnerable to this crap. I should give up and let Nature finish the furrows on my face. But not until I try that new stuff from Neutrogena™ 😀
July 8th, 2014 at 9:49 PM
🙂
July 8th, 2014 at 9:51 PM
Alpaca tears, right?? 😀
July 9th, 2014 at 1:16 AM
I do like ceramic cookware, at least as long as I can keep others from using it and chipping away at it with metal.
July 9th, 2014 at 7:26 AM
Yep, I have rules on who can use my cookware, and I am the only one allowed to clean it. It’s a curse 🙂
July 9th, 2014 at 1:18 AM
I was wondering how I got a new Turnip Twaddler.
July 9th, 2014 at 7:27 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
July 9th, 2014 at 9:46 AM
“… for all your hopes, dreams, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up!”
One might also add Neutragena and/or Oil of Olay to that list.
July 10th, 2014 at 10:59 AM
Heh 😀
July 9th, 2014 at 12:51 PM
” Jockey Custom Bra “? What does that entail, chrome cups with spinners, flames painted on the back strap, and a decent stereo?
July 10th, 2014 at 10:57 AM
I wish 😀
July 9th, 2014 at 8:15 PM
I’m generally okay until the advertising is super clever or cute. I think of it as rewarding a job well done. 🙂
And “tears of alpacas” was well done.
July 10th, 2014 at 10:57 AM
I would pay for that shampoo 😉
July 10th, 2014 at 6:32 AM
What I want to know is: Who is so cruel as to make an alpaca cry? Even for clean, shiny hair, that’s going too far. 😉
July 10th, 2014 at 10:58 AM
They cry when they realize they will never be llamas 😀