I confess I have had a rough time finding topics for this blog. It’s not that there isn’t stuff out there on which I can bloviate. It’s just that sometimes I don’t have the motivation to write about pithy crap. This isn’t a serious blog, and I try to keep it light and full of fluff. There are days when that is sorely tested.
I see friends on social media come to cyberspace blows due to differences in opinion.
I see family over-react when they see a nebulous comment from a member.
I see tin foil and all-seeing eyes while people leave Occam’s awesome razor to rust.
I see hypocrisy thinly veiled as superiority.
But the thing I see most is people DEMANDING their right to be offended.
Last I checked, that wasn’t on the Bill of Rights, and it sure as Hades not endowed by our Creator. If you are offended by something, first take a minute to ask yourself why. Figure out the cause of the offense before you go off on someone who may not have the same grade of skin thickness that you do. If you don’t like what someone has posted, let your fingers do the walking and scroll right by. If you feel that someone’s opinion is making the delicate walls of your echo chamber quiver like Jell-Oβ’, then by all means use that finger of yours and hide or delete the offending character. Getting into a CAPS LOCK match wastes everyone’s time, and you could possibly break a nail when pounding out your sensibilities.
Remember: social media isn’t a one way street.
May 7th, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Amen.
And the fact that nowhere in your post did you mention napalm, claymores (‘splodey or hackey), machetes, custom baby seal leather boots, dog biscuits, or advanced trigonometry offends me deeply, almost to the point of CAPS LOCK.
So there.
May 7th, 2014 at 11:29 AM
Well, I was going for “nice”. And to be honest, trigonometry would have triggered a psychotic break.
And I don’t have insurance for that π
May 7th, 2014 at 4:25 PM
Ooooh! You’d best not even contemplate Calculus, Operations Research, or Differential Equations, then. It would be amusing to wait for you to be passing by some libtard demonstration, then whisper those words in your ear. The resulting mayhem and bloodletting would have us rolling on the floor, laughing.
Colonel Sith, far be it for me to even suggest you doing anything like that. π
May 7th, 2014 at 5:03 PM
My word, but you can be the most evul guy!!
No wonder I like you!
May 8th, 2014 at 10:50 PM
It’s a gift. π
May 7th, 2014 at 12:25 PM
I believe hat the majority of the hyper easily offended believe that by being so, they are showing how much more sensitive, and therefore better than the rest of us they are.
May 7th, 2014 at 5:01 PM
All they show is how thin their epidermal cover is.
May 7th, 2014 at 12:41 PM
Don’t make me assume my ultimate form!!
May 7th, 2014 at 5:01 PM
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!
May 7th, 2014 at 12:44 PM
McFreak out – Crazy woman freaks out over McDonalβ¦: http://youtu.be/FJye229QbVs
Or.. how I seen fb fights end up.
May 7th, 2014 at 5:02 PM
That was…. I want to say “epic”, but it’s more along the lines of “horrific train wreck with dismemberment included”.
May 7th, 2014 at 6:55 PM
Note to self: a Chicken McNuggets jones is bad bad news.
May 7th, 2014 at 10:06 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
May 8th, 2014 at 6:27 AM
I’ve seen people go to jail over chicken nuggets. True story.
May 8th, 2014 at 7:14 AM
We live in exciting times, don’t we?? π
May 8th, 2014 at 7:15 PM
I told her if she’d used hot mustard it would’ve been felony assault.
May 8th, 2014 at 11:14 AM
Hey…..nuggets make ya crazy…….just sayin….they are like the blue meth of the nugget world…..all part of McDonald’s master plan (in partnership with da evul commies) to enslave the masses….
And I’ll be tolerating no disparaging comments regarding my tinfoil, thank you very much!
May 8th, 2014 at 11:17 AM
Nope, your tin foil is good, and high quality π
May 8th, 2014 at 2:29 PM
That cheap generic stuff leaks the waves Aggie! Only Reynolds Wrap provides quality protection….
May 8th, 2014 at 2:53 PM
I know, right???
May 9th, 2014 at 12:38 PM
P.R.E.C.I.S.E.L.Y. Drusilla (http://lovedasif.com/)
May 9th, 2014 at 2:01 PM
Welcome to Sithy π
May 10th, 2014 at 9:58 AM
LC Aggie,
As you know, I run a humour blog. I have some viewers e-mail me about how offended they are about: fat, thin, religious, political, stupid people pics etc . They are righteous in their condemnation of me and my /racist/stupid/moronic/morally offensive pics and how dare I post that stuff because it OFFENDS them. I am going to go straight to Hell for it. π
I tell them, “Then don’t come here.” I have one from yesterday via my contact section that will be really pissed at me on Tuesday. I told him, “I won’t change so don’t come here if you don’t like it. Grow a pair.”
May 10th, 2014 at 4:22 PM
I have never found anything remotely offending at your blog. And I’m a Catholic!!
I just don’t understand how some people feel justified in demanding changes from someone else’s social site. GAH!!!!
May 10th, 2014 at 6:12 PM
I had one longtime viewer go a little crazy on a commenter who said that I offended him with a pic of Jane Fonda in Barbarella and that he was disgusted in me for posting a pic of her because of her stance during the Vietnam War. It was a poster of a campy B movie from almost 45 years ago and he went nuts. My viewer just ripped a strip off of him and I’ve never heard from him again.
You don’t like what is posted, then nobody is forcing you to go there to be OFFENDED. The idjits are everywhere. It’s a good thing that we laugh at them.
May 10th, 2014 at 10:11 PM
Oh, I remember that poster π