Sometimes, I’m amazed I don’t throw my back out when I try to justify my logic.
Yesterday I went to the outlet mall in search of a gift for my sister-in-law, and a Mother’s Day gift for my mom. It was a gorgeous day, and I was on my own so I didn’t feel rushed by anyone. Not that Hubby ever rushes me while shopping, but I do want to take his feelings into account. The kids’, not so much. Anyway, I had recalled that there was a Coach™ outlet store, and my mind made a quick calculation:
Handbag + Mother’s Day = Happy lady
Eh, works for most women, yours truly included. Women are all about the accessories. You know why? Because it gives us the excuse to go shopping for the outfit to match. Ask any woman. Accessories are a gateway drug to the closet. So with that in mind, I go over to the store in search of a handbag for my mom. And I am quickly overwhelmed. Seriously, I have no idea what to get my mom. Every woman has different criteria for her handbag. For example, I need inside pockets for my phone, glasses, and change. My mom prefers a large roomy inside to having myriad pockets and compartments. But they have a clearance section and that’s where I head to do my shopping, because THAT is every woman’s criteria.
I find a couple of handbags that may please my mom: a hobo-style with room enough for a kitchen sink, and a smaller tote style handbag that she can use for church and other social events. I call my sister to ask her which one I should get mom. Hilarity ensued.
Me: One is like your hobo but tan, not pink, and the other is smaller like for church.
Sis: Why are you wanting to buy her a purse??
Me: Doesn’t she like purses?
Sis: I already got her a Coach™ purse.
Me: YOU DID??
Sis: Uh, you were with me…
Me: *sighs*…. what am I supposed to do now?
Sis: You can buy yourself one.
Me: Hm…but I can’t decide!
Sis: Good luck with that!
Here’s the thing: I don’t own any fancy purses save for two. Ironically, one is by Coach™, given to me almost twenty years ago by my late brother-in-law, Draco. And guess what?? I have my niece’s wedding to attend. I NEED A NEW BAG!! But I still couldn’t decide. Apparently my dilemma was obvious to the salesguy, because he sauntered over to let me know the clearance section was on sale for an additional 40% off. So I did what any sane woman would do.
AND the wallets were on sale, as well. Don’t they look good against my pots??
You may be asking what I will be doing for my mom instead. I have a back up plan. Well, I usually have a few back up plans just in case. She may not get her gift by Mother’s Day, but better late than never, right?
At least I hope so 😀
May 5th, 2014 at 5:29 PM
Reminds of the pithiest of sayings about success…
A “successful man” is one that makes more money than his wife can spend, whereas, a “successful woman” is one who can find a man that can do that.
May 5th, 2014 at 6:29 PM
Not sure what you are trying
to callto say to me here… 😉May 5th, 2014 at 7:39 PM
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May 5th, 2014 at 9:43 PM
I saw the nicest handbag the other day that had a built in holster between the purse and the cover-flap…,
May 6th, 2014 at 7:06 AM
YES!! My late BIL was going to get me one for Christmas last year. Sadly, he passed away before he could.
May 5th, 2014 at 9:49 PM
“So I did what any sane woman would do.”
“Sane woman.” An oxymoron if ever there was one… especially when shoes or purses are involved. Or, in some cases, machetes.
May 6th, 2014 at 7:05 AM
There’s no gilding the lily with you 🙂
May 6th, 2014 at 8:08 AM
😀
May 6th, 2014 at 9:11 PM
My Maternal Unit likes Jane Yoo’s bags. They’re nice quality and a bit different.
Oh, and May the Revenge of the Sixth Be with You.
May 7th, 2014 at 9:04 AM
The Revenge was with me. I made the kids do their chores and they left me alone 😀