I’m so sorry I haven’t been blogging here in a few days. I’ve been having some health concerns and had to get all my ducks to the other side. Things are fine, but if you remember this, then you’ll understand. I am blessed with a recurrence and a fabulous outlook, because it could always be worse. Anyway, that’s over and done with and I can now get back to the regularly (pshaw!) scheduled blog.
Today’s list will be the last for a while. It gets harder and harder to do a Never List as I blog along. And I find lists to be like cheating. I do feel like I don’t put effort into a post when I do a list. Although it takes me FOREVER to think of a topic, so I have that going for me.
Things I Will Never Understand
#5– Ketchup on burgers but not on steak.
Unless the cow has two different genetic codes, I fail to see why you can’t eat steak with ketchup.
#4– Driving gloves.
Sure, some time back they were necessary. But the steering wheel has come a long way, baby.
#3– Lip scrub.
Your lip has some of the thinnest skin on your persona and you want to polish it?
#2– A tax hike is permanent but a tax cut is temporary.
And still, people don’t notice that.
#1– How some females use their gender to get out of a ticket.
Seriously, I don’t get how a woman could lower herself to that point, especially when she is in the wrong.
Anyway, that’s it for now. I’m off to take some Tylenolβ’ because I am not supposed to have any blood thinning pain medication after having needles in my upper pectoral area. Now that you have that visual, I hope you can enjoy the rest of your Thursday π
April 17th, 2014 at 4:13 PM
I hate geometry but my OCD and your triangle is making me twitch!
But just to call it a sector doesn’t sound right at all. No wonder they cut it into rectangles up north.
π
April 17th, 2014 at 5:48 PM
Weirdos π
April 17th, 2014 at 6:45 PM
I figure if I get pulled over for speeding, it’s simply my turn and I have no plans to try and charm my way out of it. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t work, I have no patience for that and I have deserved one for years, after all. π
April 17th, 2014 at 7:55 PM
So like Karma would play a role π
April 17th, 2014 at 8:59 PM
Double-standards. “I demand you treat me this way, even though I treat you like crap.” Yeah…that’s at the top of my list. Well, its at the top of my Things I Despise In Life list. Whatever. Its on a list.
April 18th, 2014 at 7:26 AM
Lists are good things π
April 18th, 2014 at 8:25 AM
Yes, there are people who eat ketchup on steak. But, we needn’t be seen in public with them.
April 18th, 2014 at 10:18 AM
Agree, Critter. I once bought some 1 1/4 inch thick T-bones for the family. Seasoned and cooked them over charcoal. When the kids wanted to pour ketchup on them, I told the kids, not only no, but HELL NO! I would not let them defile good steak with ketchup. I told them if they want to put ketchup on meat, next time I’d buy cheap hamburger for them. Of course, I’m an asshole. π
April 18th, 2014 at 11:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
April 18th, 2014 at 11:10 AM
Good to know π
April 18th, 2014 at 2:46 PM
Oh, sweety. Gals don’t use their “gender” to try to get out of tickets, they use two other things. And i’m not talking about a little cleavage view either. You see, way back in the late Eocene, when i was a young and handsome rookie there were a couple of traffic stops wherein I approached the traffic offender, only to find a toothsome wench displaying her two powerful arguments as to why I should not write a citation. Giving it some thought, I wrote two tickets.
Traffic enforcement is, mostly, about changing behavior: turning bad driving behavior into good driving behavior. Perhaps those two tickets will keep those two “arguments” under wraps.
April 18th, 2014 at 2:57 PM
Well, I was being diplomatic π
April 18th, 2014 at 4:59 PM
Somebody gave me driving gloves once. They worked pretty well as shooting gloves.
April 18th, 2014 at 6:01 PM
Repurposing π
April 18th, 2014 at 6:16 PM
No catsup on steaks. Burgers & steaks are NOT the same.
I watched my sister wheedle her way out of a speeding ticket once. Not with sex appeal but with the water-works and contriteness. She got off with a warning. She had a heavy foot back in those days so it certainly wasn’t the first time, nor the last.
April 20th, 2014 at 8:31 AM
Good thing I don’t like ketchup π
April 19th, 2014 at 2:45 AM
Pulling the female tears card has always been a guaranteed upgrade from verbal warning to ticket.
April 20th, 2014 at 8:32 AM
I did laugh π