My niece is getting married in May, and my nephew (her brother) will be getting married in October. Between joining the military, graduations from college, weddings, and family reunions, this year will be a banner year for the family. That also means attending wedding showers, graduation parties, bridal showers, but it does NOT mean attending bachelorette parties. I have a limit. I’m sure it will be fun. For them. It’s just not my thing.
Now, had it been a quilting bee, heck yeah!
Moving on, it got me to thinking about my wedding and the gifts I received. I was very lucky in that we received a lot of kitchen and bath stuff. But we did get some rather odd gifts that never even saw the light of day.
Wedding Gifts to Avoid
#5– Character appliances
We received a Mickey Mouse™ waffle iron as a wedding gift. It stayed in the box until I sold it in a garage sale. Twelve years later.
#4– Lawn equipment
Most times the first home is an apartment. And there is only so much space for a weed whacker.
Everyone’s tastes are different, and newlyweds will have enough work finding common ground without having to add Wharhol soup cans to it.
#2– Relationship books
No. Just no.
#1– Anything personalized
As wonderful as the thought may be, you are giving a gift that will be limited in use. A framed item is nice, but where would the personalized throw and the personalized candleholder end up?
I hope this helps some of y’all as we head into
summer wedding season. If all else fails, cash is always a welcome gift.
So I’ve been told. Countless of times 😉
I’m a bit swamped today with laundry and groceries and what-not, so I don’t have much to write about. Just one of those days when everything piles up and you feel like you are in the movie Open Water, only with stain remover and toilet brush instead of sharks.
It sounds better in my head. Anyway I will try to have a Thursday Never List up tomorrow. I realize it will be Friday, but it may still be a Thursday on some planet, so I have that going for me.
Anyway, here’s a Sithy!
It sure is dangerous to go Solo. That’s why I’m Sith 😉
Have a great afternoon!!
Today is a very special day. Hubby and I are celebrating our 20th anniversary.
Time has been kind to us. I would love to think I still look the same as I did waaaaaaaaaaaay back in 1985 when we met, but I am realistic enough to know the gray came with the children. He still looks pretty much the same as he did back then. Probably has a portrait hidden away somewhere. All I know is he looks distinguished, and I look gray and wrinkly.
But no matter. I earned those wrinkles from all the laughter he has given me. I earned the gray from all the worry from which he tried so hard to shield me. Sure, the kids had a hand in it, but they weren’t the ones in the line of fire. Unless I was the one doing the firing. Anyway, for twenty years we have been supporting each other, and though it hasn’t always been a 50-50 proposition, the rewards have been beyond anything I could have imagined. Sometimes smooth, and sometimes rocky, nevertheless it has been wonderful.
And I am so grateful for it.
Here’s to forty more, at least. But in reality we are shooting for at least 47, because we want to be around when Halley’s Comet shows up again. That may be a long shot, but we have the Solar Eclipse in 2017 to go see for our 23rd anniversary, so we have that going for us.
What can I say? We are geeks and proud of it 😀
I love being a geek. I cannot express the joy I get when science fiction characters are assimilated into a smash-up of epic proportions.
Today is the birthday of one of Science Fiction’s most revered icons, none other than the original, and best evah, Captain Kirk.
I saw that photo* on the social-site-with-faces and SQUEEE’d!! How epic is it to find the captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise being “escorted” by Stormtroopers?? That made my whole week. Happiest of days to Captain T.J. Crane!! (See what I did there??)
Hope y’all have a long and prosperous weekend 😉
*Special hat tip to my friend, Mr. Fixit 😀
Well, today started off a bit on the off side. The repairman was unable to come and finish the walls, so I am in the uncomfortable position of having to wait a bit longer to do my laundry, since the washer is positioned at an angle and difficult to use. Anyway, I got on to write a post today, but found that decided to change the emoticons we use in our blogs. And of course, some of the emoticons are “secret”, so I had to play all afternoon trying to figure them out.
It was a sacrifice I was willing to make. But never again.
Look, I am a n00b when it comes to computers. I am no nor am I a genius. You know the whole “give a monkey a typewriter” thing? Well, that’s me, only not as cute. Don’t get me wrong. I ❤ writing, even writing just stuff that’s fluffy as a 🐻 is fun for me. But if pressure is involved, like in NaNoWriMo, forget it. You might as well pour me a and leave me alone, because I would never come close to making a dent. Writing under pressure just doesn’t appeal to me. Writing nonsensical musings on a whim is totally different, and should always be celebrated. Of course, there are times when you come up with a clever 💡 and you have to run with it. Those times are few and far between for me, though.
Anyway, the ⭐ s are aligning for me, so I have to get going. It’s Friday, and still Lent, so I’m making rainbow trout for dinner. Easter seems like a long way off to me.
I wish I could have a 🌯 and wash it down with a 🍸 .
There is a time to every purpose under Heaven, right?
Take washing the car, for example. After misty, drizzly days, you are itching to wash the accumulated dirt and seeds and what-not that feels glued to the exterior. And the day after you wash your vehicle, it rains. That evul Murphy and his Laws strikes again. Sometimes plans don’t jive with Fate, and the efforts seem wasted. I prefer to think of it as an opportunity to learn.
And I tend to learn a lot. Over and over again, it seems.
Things Never To Do Out of Order
#5– Never wash your car if there is rain in the forecast
As alluded to before, even if you live in the desert, just learn to be patient and wait for endless sunny days.
#4– Never bathe your dog before taking him to the dog park
Hilarity will ensue after he discovers new scents into which to revel.
#3– Never try new cosmetics the day of an event
Redness and splotchy look great in commercials, but not in real life.
#2– Never take the newly-opened exit ramp
People are creatures of habit, and as such will STILL act like the ramp isn’t there for days afterwards.
#1– Never do your nails right before cleaning anything
Or gardening, or sewing, or laundering, or fill-in-the-blank. This is my Achilles heel and forever will be so until such time as I have either a full-time housekeeper, gardener, and cook, or I give up on having pretty nails.
I’m pretty sure the latter will win out 😀
Or so the calendar claims.
I think the calendar is yanking my chain, though. I’m still wearing sweaters and long sleeves and the heater kicks in every night. Usually by mid-March we have nice warm days, precursors to the scorchers we get for living five blocks from the Sun. My bluebonnets are coming up, the mountain laurel has bloomed, but I’m afraid the roses and the Barbados shrubs did not do well in the freezes we had. And you know what that means, right?
Every year I buy plants and flowers, and every year, they die. But for a few weeks they look SPECTACULAR in my yard, so at least I have that going for me.
So today I am off to go look for nice geraniums and roses and petunias. Hopefully they won’t cringe when they see me at the nursery. If they do, I shall spare them the agony of dying in my yard.
It’s the least I can do 😀
Today we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, which means wearing of the green, drinking green beer, and many parades celebrating Irish ancestry. I am not Irish, but know many who descend from Eyre, and they will be the first to tell me I probably misspelled that title. But by tonight, they will be the first to not care. Oh, would that I be able to imbibe today, but alas, I shall have to make do with just drinking limeade from my Lolita wineglass.
But as consolation I will be wearing the Sithiest t-shirt ever marketed for St. Paddy’s Day!!
AND I’m making soda bread!! Weirdly, I am making Chicken Paprikas for dinner, because it is the only orange dish I can think of to make, and will set off nicely with the greens. I would have made some Guinness™ braised beef, but I gave that up as well. Yes, I cried when I realized I couldn’t even cook with alcohol.
Easter can NOT come soon enough. Trust me 😀
That’s right!! The second nerdiest holiday of the year!!
I’m sure I don’t have to tell y’all which is the greatest nerd holiday, right??
So in honor of π, I shall be making a pie. Yes it is Lent and I can’t have any sweets, but the rest of the family wasn’t boneheaded like me, and they sure can partake.
I will also be serving a fruit cooler with ice cubes made from this:
I purchased that tray from Think Geek a while back, and is no longer available through their site. But Woot! has it for today! If you miss out, there is always Amazon. They have everything, apparently.
Anyway, I’m off to start baking. Hope y’all enjoy the day and get your geek on!! 😀
As y’all know, it’s Lent and I have a habit of giving up all sorts of things during the season, mostly to test my willpower. So far, I have been sticking to it just fine. The worst part is looking at my Lolita glass collection and knowing I won’t be using it for over a month. This is me for the next few weeks.
Over a month, people!!!
Sure, I can use one for a water glass, and probably will. But it’s just not the same. Little One offered to add food coloring to my water to make it look like a cocktail, but I declined. Her version of what looks like a cocktail is wildly different from mine. It’s not that I have a cocktail or glass of wine every night. It’s just that wine goes in a wine glass and cocktails go in a cocktail glass and water goes in a water glass. I don’t like messing with the order of things.
Anyway, I was looking at the cocktail board on Pinterest a few days ago and it gave me pause. There were some recipes there that called for some spirits best left in the Nether World, if you get my drift. I just don’t get how some people can drink some of the liquors and liqueurs out there. Seriously.
Liquor I Will Never Drink
The color is named for its hue. Neither the color nor the taste is appealing to me.
Tastes like oily rotted anise.
Fermented grape skins were violated in the making of that stuff.
It is a digestive aid. One doesn’t drink Mylanta™ for kicks, so why drink that stuff to get tipsy?
If I want to take a trip, I will book one through a travel agent.
As far as I’m concerned, these liquors are best used in Molotov cocktails. Your mileage may vary, but I bet some of y’all secretly agree with me.
Especially on the Jaegermeister™ 😀