I was over at The Bloggess the other day, and as usual I ended up snorting coffee out through my nose while reading her blog. I must say some of the search terms people use to arrive at her site are…. intriguing. Out of curiosity, I looked up the search terms at Sithy, and I must say, there are some odd people out there.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. At all.
Besides, there is coffee for that, right?
So here are some of the search terms for this past week:
I got my voodoo doll out — Look, I get it, but you really should keep that to yourself. I certainly don’t need the NSA knocking on my door for someone else’s voodoo. I got special brand of crazy without adding to it.
Nobody move I just cleaned the house — Why in the heck would you come to THIS blog for THAT?? As if!!
козы плавают в море — I’m at a loss here.
Squirrels with lightsabers — Never gets old.
Mmmm — Candy, food, drink…what??
Kilt exposed — If only!!
Hope y’all have a great Tuesday, and feel free to translate. But only is it’s family friendly 😉
February 4th, 2014 at 7:22 AM
Where do you find that information?
козы плавают в море translates goats swim in the sea. O_o!
February 4th, 2014 at 7:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
February 4th, 2014 at 4:14 PM
So, how did goats swimming in the sea bring them to your blog? Did I miss a goatie entry somewhere along the line?
February 4th, 2014 at 7:29 PM
I think it was a photo of a goat in a floatie 😀
February 4th, 2014 at 7:46 PM
Oh yes, the “whatever floats your goat” post.
That was some time ago. Didn’t Laura have that one up?
Cruel Wife makes that particular strength of coffee. It will shut down your kidneys and you won’t sleep for days.
February 5th, 2014 at 8:19 AM
CW is Puerto Rican?? 😉
February 4th, 2014 at 11:46 AM
Hahah!
One of my top ten search terms for last month was “omnomnom.” I feel as though I have won.
Squirrels with lightsabers is indeed a classic.
February 4th, 2014 at 7:28 PM
Oh, on your blog that’s definitely a winner!!
February 4th, 2014 at 12:43 PM
“Kilts exposed”? Aggie? Are you running a porn site we don’t know about?
“I got my voodoo doll out”? Perhaps because you are a machete-wielding zombie killer?
It does make you wonder how the search engines get from those search terms to here.
February 4th, 2014 at 7:28 PM
I had a couple of kilt posts. Don’t judge 😛
February 4th, 2014 at 7:24 PM
“Spicing up Aggie’s search engine”….I have a new hobby in life!
February 4th, 2014 at 7:29 PM
I should be afraid, right??
February 5th, 2014 at 8:28 PM
Always.
February 6th, 2014 at 8:00 AM
Challenge accepted 😀
February 6th, 2014 at 7:18 PM
I know nothing about any searches for “greased weasels”….
February 6th, 2014 at 8:03 PM
And just why would you be searching for THAT??
February 7th, 2014 at 9:13 PM
Curiosity, of course.