ZOMG!!! My 20th TNL!!!
Not counting the ones bumped to Fridays due to laziness.
It’s hard coming up with Never Lists. Pretty soon I’ll run out of Nevers and sound like a Puritan. But on the plus side, there is a lot of stupid out there from which to choose, so I have that going for me.
(So, Hubby came home early and we decided to watch A Good day to Die Hard, and then my mom needed some stuff, and then dinnertime came, and went, and so I am just now getting back to this post. I suck at blogging, I know.)
Advice One Should Never Ignore
#5– Always have an umbrella
Yes, even in South Texas. Because the day you don’t have one is the day you are all dressed up for that date you have been planning for months, wearing your new silk dress, and that just-out-of-the-salon hair style. So I hear.
#4– Keep spare glasses in your nightstand
Last thing you need is to look for things you can’t see.
#3– Play more
Be active and enjoy life. There is nothing worse than being dead inside. Unless you’re a zombie, I guess.
#2– Find a happy place
You don’t have to be happy all day, but you should find something to be happy about every day.
#1– Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Seriously, remember Qin??
Anyway, I do hope y’all had a wonderful day and are relaxing now. If not, then I hope the non-relaxation is worth it π
January 30th, 2014 at 8:52 PM
Never run out of alcohol.
Good for many things. Including pickling. π
January 30th, 2014 at 8:57 PM
Ok, that should be a given π
January 30th, 2014 at 9:57 PM
i once spent 15 minutes looking for my glasses before I caught myself pushing them back up my nose as I looked under the couch. :p
January 31st, 2014 at 7:00 AM
Is it bad that I laughed?? π
January 31st, 2014 at 7:12 AM
I’ve done that. Did the same thing with a coat I couldn’t find. Realized I was wearing it. Ahhh, the things we do as we get older. π
January 30th, 2014 at 10:44 PM
Dear, dear, dear Aggie… This Oregon boy cannot fathom the umbrella one.
As to what to be happy about… I am happy I have seen a pancake bunny today.
January 31st, 2014 at 7:01 AM
Glad I have been of service π
January 31st, 2014 at 6:46 AM
Wow, I think I’ve violated all of these. Some of them, frequently.
January 31st, 2014 at 7:02 AM
#5 and #4 always trip me up.
Let’s not discuss #1 π
January 31st, 2014 at 7:11 AM
When someone says “don’t look at that”, say, at a crime scene, then for goodness sake Don’t Look!
Also, don’t leave bunny pics around for random strangers to steal.
January 31st, 2014 at 7:29 AM
I shall remember your advice for future use. I think π
January 31st, 2014 at 7:11 AM
And always have coffee available. That’s one on my never-list(s).
January 31st, 2014 at 7:29 AM
Goes without saying π
January 31st, 2014 at 10:36 AM
I have never not followed any of this advice.
January 31st, 2014 at 12:44 PM
So, winning??
January 31st, 2014 at 1:42 PM
What is it with critters, human and animal, with pancakes on their heads? (Cute bunny pic, btw! lol)
January 31st, 2014 at 1:48 PM
Apparently this originated in Japan.
Just like every weird thing out there π
February 3rd, 2014 at 9:03 PM
Was it not you who was totally aware of “tentacle pr0n” when I had never heard of such thing?
I think Islamic Rage Boy also sported a pancake at one tome, too.
February 3rd, 2014 at 11:58 PM
Yes, I denounce myself. Sigh….
February 1st, 2014 at 6:30 PM
Paige’s daughter:
don’t let the cat out at night.
February 2nd, 2014 at 10:26 AM
Well, I can understand THAT π
February 2nd, 2014 at 3:38 AM
I remember Qin! When he got here, everybody jumped for joy! ( Badgers love old Hollies tunes!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7wichCIn6Q
February 2nd, 2014 at 10:27 AM
Q-I-N, silly π
February 2nd, 2014 at 10:42 AM
never leave the house without a phone charger.
February 2nd, 2014 at 11:12 AM
Always make sure there are cigars in the travel humidor.
February 2nd, 2014 at 11:14 AM
Make sure WordPress knows who you are before you post.
February 2nd, 2014 at 10:30 PM
This one made me snort π