This is just not happening. NOT. HAPPENING!!
It is freezing today by Texas standards, which means hot comfort food is a must. I don’t get the chance to make beef stew often, but today was the perfect day for it. Sleety, windy, gray, cold: just like winter should be. Not what I want in a winter, but nothing I can do about that except maybe place The Goron on my Voodoo Listβ’.
Not saying I did, mind you.
Anyway, I go to do my kitchen prep: peel and dice potatoes, carrots, onions, brown stew beef cuts, and open the red wine. Yes, I cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. I place all that heavenly goodness into the crock pot, plug it in and….. nothing.
NOTHING!!!
I am aghast. My crock pot is dead, y’all!!
I am at a loss. I love my crock pot. I use it at least once a week. After hyperventilating and walking around the kitchen island sobbing, I calmed down and decided to put it in the oven to cook, like a boss. Actually, like a boss that has a ton of cast iron dutch ovens. I’ll be danged if I let this setback ruin dinner. I mean, there is no way I am going out in this weather. Not even for a dinner out.
On the upside, Hubby has an idea of what to get me for Valentine’s Day π
January 28th, 2014 at 1:59 PM
And your cast iron loves you for using it. You can use it as casually and as callously as you like and it will love you unconditionally, like a party line Democrat.
Weather? You are having weather?
When IS Valentine’s day, anyway?
January 28th, 2014 at 2:19 PM
Yes, we have weather. Puny by your standards, but weather all the same.
Valentine’s Day is on the same day it was last year. So I hear π
January 28th, 2014 at 6:13 PM
I apologize for not being sensitive towards your loss of crock-pottiness. And for your weather. I heard on the radio that it is more than chill weather but ice, too. That sucks and blows goats.
January 28th, 2014 at 6:25 PM
Ice and sleet and did I mention I ain’t going outside??
January 29th, 2014 at 12:17 AM
You might have done when you said “No way am I ever visiting if it is colder than 65F!” I sort of got that, yeah. It was pretty clear that you would not be darkening any doors in the winter months.
January 29th, 2014 at 7:24 AM
If I could hibernate, I would.
January 28th, 2014 at 2:08 PM
Uh, did you check your breakers? Your EFI button? Just curious.
January 28th, 2014 at 2:19 PM
First thing I did. I love it THAT much.
January 28th, 2014 at 2:13 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you don’t buy me a crock pot
You’ll not like your stew
The last line was “You’ll regret it forever” ; but it didn’t rhyme.
January 28th, 2014 at 2:19 PM
Hm…the last line is more effective, though π
January 28th, 2014 at 2:16 PM
I broke the lid on my first crockpot. It doesn’t work very well without a lid. The new one has the “warm” setting which is really good for overnight oatmeal with steel-cut oats.
January 28th, 2014 at 2:20 PM
Mine does as well. Or rather it did.
*sobs*
January 28th, 2014 at 3:39 PM
Yup. Mine gave up the ghost before Christmas. Guess what the ball and chain got under the tree. Heh.
Oh, and I suggested throwing it into the oven, Dutch oven style, that night we needed it and it crapped out. Guess I get bonus points too.
January 28th, 2014 at 4:05 PM
Wow! Impressive π
January 28th, 2014 at 4:20 PM
I’d be effin’ lost without my crock pot. Most useful appliance in my kitchen. Many an awesome meals have come from it.
January 28th, 2014 at 6:24 PM
I know, right??? I admit I cried π
January 28th, 2014 at 7:04 PM
I’d be pretty p.o.’d if mine died. I’m thinking about some chicken tortilla soup. Would be perfect for that.
January 29th, 2014 at 7:25 AM
FYI: the stew came out great.
But I still need a crock pot.
January 29th, 2014 at 7:26 AM
Sounds like it’s shopping time.
January 29th, 2014 at 7:47 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π
January 29th, 2014 at 8:26 AM
I like the ones with a simple mechanical off/low/hi/warm setting. The electronic ones just break.
January 29th, 2014 at 10:49 AM
Mine was electronic. Thanks for the advice π
January 28th, 2014 at 5:56 PM
I had 2 and they both died within a week of each other. Much sadness.
January 28th, 2014 at 6:24 PM
Ok, that’s not a tragedy. That’s a catastrophe π
January 28th, 2014 at 7:06 PM
I have a back up crock pot, just in case.
January 29th, 2014 at 7:23 AM
I may just get a back up one this time.
January 28th, 2014 at 7:48 PM
Aggie…let go your crockpot…trust your feelings, Aggie….use the Dutchoven!
…ObiWan is gonna haunt me forever for that one, I’m thinkin…
January 29th, 2014 at 7:24 AM
That’s awful….ly funny π
January 28th, 2014 at 8:19 PM
[…] Another tragedy today was the loss of one of the Sith’s most beloved… Her crock […]
January 29th, 2014 at 5:17 PM
I have this one: Hamilton Beach and I highly recommend it. Features: simple three settings, the top clamps down when you have to go somewhere, the pot itself can be removed from the cooker & go in the dishwasher, it comes with a big spoon that snaps right into the top and on the back it has a thingy where you can prop the lid up on the edge of the pot. I’ve never had a better one.
January 29th, 2014 at 9:09 PM
I shall make sure Hubby sees this π
February 4th, 2014 at 9:51 AM
If my crock pot breaks I have 4 backups. Don’t ask how many chaffing dishes I have.
February 4th, 2014 at 7:27 PM
Chafing or chaffing? π