I try to be easy going and patient. Some people say I am the most patient person they know. That doesn’t mean I’m a saint. That just means I drive other people insane in a more subtle manner. It’s a gift, not a curse. Anyway, there are some things out there in the intertubewebnets that do try my patience, sometimes to the point where I am screaming to myself.
The fox doesn’t say any of those things.
Quit hoping to find Prince Charming. Start hoping you find those animals that really like housekeeping.
Yes, everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes the reason is stupidity.
The five second rule for food is a myth. Especially if you have a two second dog.
Always try to be Harry Potter awesome, not Twilight awesome.
And with that, I hope y’all have a great Monday. As for me, I’m off to go clean house.
Apparently the forest creatures are either on strike or on vacation 😀
January 13th, 2014 at 12:11 PM
You know there’s a ten hour version of that song on YouTube? I fire it up if the pager goes off while I’m on the computer.
January 13th, 2014 at 12:19 PM
No, and I revel in my ignorance 😀
January 13th, 2014 at 12:20 PM
Wow! That weekend of Disney movies really got stuck in your subconscious! 😉
January 13th, 2014 at 12:21 PM
It sure did.
*sobs*
January 13th, 2014 at 1:13 PM
“Apparently the forest creatures are either on strike or on vacation”
I tend to use low-flying night fairies, myself. And those sorry bastards seem to be where ever your forest creatures are. I hope they all get hangovers from hell! It sucks when you have to do your own dishes and sweep and mop the floor. Ungrateful wretches!
January 13th, 2014 at 1:19 PM
They have a hell of a union boss, though 😀
January 13th, 2014 at 1:40 PM
I was tied down, eyes taped open, and gagged while being forced to watch what the fox says. It was *horrible*. I’d rather have my fingernails pulled out with a backhoe shovel.
I would go one further – bona fide miracles happen for a reason, and life-changing single events happen for a reason, but things like winning a lotto ticket on the daily four and narrowly missing breaking a finger… those things just happen. Otherwise, it gets down to a really messy equation where every little happy thing that happens is God’s win and every irritation is the other guy’s win, or even worse, is the reducto ad absurdum conclusion that God wanted you to get mangled in a machine at work or something ridiculous like that. There’s no reason for stapling your hand to the side of the house with a nailgun or zipping your guy parts in the zipper of your pants.
Your dogs are much more powerful than 2 second dogs. I saw one predict the droppage of a pork rind and leap across the kitchen to snag it before it hit the ground. It was furry-bullet-time.
January 13th, 2014 at 2:05 PM
I prefer to have my manicure done in a Cuisinart, but I get your point.
Furry bullets?? HAHAHAHA!!!
January 13th, 2014 at 1:59 PM
How’s the house cleaning coming along?
January 13th, 2014 at 2:03 PM
I swear it’s like you don’t even know me.
January 13th, 2014 at 6:57 PM
I now work answering the phone on a helpdesk. It always puts people at ease if you smile when talking to them. They do not need to know that you’re smiling at their idiocy because you are also sharpening a hatchet below the desk.
January 13th, 2014 at 7:50 PM
How do you keep them from hearing the sharpening?
I’m asking for a friend.
January 14th, 2014 at 6:50 PM
I don’t worry about that. Anyone asks, its either due to sunspots, rabid greased weasels in the ductwork, or construction five or six blocks away (and roughly 10 floors below).
January 14th, 2014 at 6:59 AM
I’m Starship Troopers awesome and I like my dishes cleaned and put away.
January 14th, 2014 at 7:28 AM
Book awesome, or movie awesome?
January 14th, 2014 at 6:51 PM
Pffft. Book, of course. The only awesome thing about the movie was gratuitous boobies.
January 15th, 2014 at 1:04 AM
Book, of course. Paul Verheoven is a pervert.
January 15th, 2014 at 7:52 AM
To give him due, he is now a born-again Christian and done with Hollywood. So he has that going for him 🙂
January 15th, 2014 at 6:31 AM
” Just remember that sometimes the reason is stupidity.”
Yes! Except in my experience, I’d say it’s usually the reason. 😛
January 15th, 2014 at 7:52 AM
Yeah…. I won’t deny I fall under the same excuse 😀
January 15th, 2014 at 2:25 PM
Meditate on this, I will.
January 15th, 2014 at 2:41 PM
Yes, my Yoda.
January 15th, 2014 at 3:06 PM
LMAO
January 18th, 2014 at 1:46 AM
Is it OK to be Twilight ZONE awesome?
January 18th, 2014 at 7:27 AM
Damn skippy 😀