I am almost done with the shopping and the cleaning and the decorating and the shipping. But I am getting tired of some asking what I got for so-and-so, or is that for me?? Honestly, I thought I was done with those questions once they got older, but apparently not.
So what can one do to prevent peekers from peeking under the Christmas tree?
That’s right. You trap Cthulhu in a jar and put him to work keeping pesky kids at bay.
You may wonder how I managed such a feat. Suffice it to say, I am Sith.
I would tell you, but then I would have to Sith you 😉
December 18th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
…but then I would have to Sith you…
Do NOT repeat what voices in head are screaming! PG-13 blog….PG-13…..
December 18th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
:X
December 18th, 2013 at 11:42 AM
I *did* censor myself in case someone thought I was issuing a potential threat, but y’all had to go down that road….
December 18th, 2013 at 2:23 PM
Of course! It was there, the paint was wet, and there were signs saying “don’t go there”. What the Sith did you expect us to do?
December 18th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
I expected y’all NOT to go there 😛
December 18th, 2013 at 7:12 PM
Pffft. Silly Sithy!
December 18th, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Keep that in mind 😛
December 18th, 2013 at 8:16 PM
The voices say it could be anything, RA. Some voices say “meh, how bad could it be?”, some say “whoa, that’s pretty not-G-rated”, and others say “run for your lives!” But ALL of the voices felt goaded into responding. And perhaps that was as it was meant to be. One of those Sithy mind tricks that prey on weak minds.
One wonders what one could do here to catch Lemurita or HackerBoy at that. I was thinking of a slightly pressurized container with something vile smelling or a loud alarm. Putrescine… I need to find some putrescine..
December 18th, 2013 at 9:59 PM
Yea… Good luck with that!! 😀
December 21st, 2013 at 10:42 AM
I usually listen to the voice that sits in the corner and giggles quietly to itself.
December 22nd, 2013 at 9:45 AM
What can POSSIBLY go wrong?? 😉
December 18th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
do not put names on the gifts nor tell them they have any under the tree either. It’s a win win.
December 18th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
My grandmother did that one year, numbered all the gifts instead of putting names on them. …then lost the list of which cousin was which number.
December 18th, 2013 at 2:49 PM
No way?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
December 18th, 2013 at 2:49 PM
Hm…. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter 😉
December 18th, 2013 at 6:11 PM
That is excellent. One day I will have a Cthulhu tree. One day.
December 18th, 2013 at 9:57 PM
I have found so many knitting how-tos for Cthulhu, but I don’t knit.
*sobs*
December 18th, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Here you go, Nicole: http://www.neatorama.com/2012/12/07/Cthulhu-Christmas-Tree/#!qeg37
I believe this photo was taken in the Whitehouse last year.
December 19th, 2013 at 7:59 AM
That would be the one!
December 20th, 2013 at 7:07 PM
Yes, that is the one. I need to start collecting tentacles…
December 18th, 2013 at 6:29 PM
I’ve got a sure fire cure. Don’t wrap the eff-ing
December 18th, 2013 at 6:30 PM
…presents. Put names on them and tell them they just have to wait for Christmas to go anything with them.
December 18th, 2013 at 9:59 PM
HAW!!! 😀
December 19th, 2013 at 7:35 PM
Clete, that is totally evil! I like it. >:-)