Well, due to circumstances beyond his control, my friend Tiberius will be my guest for the remainder of his stay in our fair country. And by country, I mean Texas. And good thing, too. We had a great itinerary the last time he was with us.
And we completed it ALL.
That’s right. Even #10 was completed. And the chances of THAT one were infinitesimal. And I do meanΒ itty bitty tiny.
So now we have to find other stuff to do.
- Vineyard tour and wine tasting: Scheduled.
- Glass bottom tour: Scheduled.
- Gun range: Scheduled.
- Riverwalk: Scheduled.
- Moar gun range: Scheduled.
- Birthday shenanigans: Scheduled.
- Cavern adventure tour: Scheduled.
- Anything else that comes up: Scheduled.
- Thanksgiving feast: Scheduled X2.
That’s right: we are having not one, but TWO Thanksgiving feasts. Why? Because we are blessed with so many friends and family and there ain’t no house that can contain such bounty. Anyway, time for me to get going. The tours won’t wait, and neither will we π
November 16th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
The first would work very well for me today…
November 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Will have to wait π
November 16th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Wow, that’s a cool itinerary. Mondo cool, wrapped in bacon. π
November 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Wrapped in bacon TWICE π
November 16th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
Great itinerary. Have fun!
November 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Thanks! Wish y’all were here π
November 16th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
What, no “Saturday trip up to DFW to check out awesome airplane museums, great home-cooked ‘country breakfast clog yer arteries just by reading the menu’ cafes, hit the range, meet some (weird) people” option?
November 16th, 2013 at 9:07 PM
A wee bit far…
*cuts self* π
November 17th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
…..did I mention FLAMINGOS?
November 17th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
DON’T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Just sayin’.
November 17th, 2013 at 9:36 PM
Stupid WordPress, not allowing HTML….
November 18th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
That was my fave π
November 16th, 2013 at 11:28 AM
The gun range… If we visit again I will arrange to ship some of mine down.
That itinerary rocks. Throw some Ikea meatballs in a bucket to take to the range and that is an outing to remember for Millennia.
It is HackerBoy’s eight-year bday par-tay right now so I must run before I burst into flames from children-chatter.
November 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
If?? IF????
Have we met? Of COURSE you will visit again!!
Hope HackerBoy had a wonderful birthday!!
November 16th, 2013 at 12:23 PM
does “beyond his control” imply handcuffs and duct tape?
November 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
I can neither confirm or deny π
November 17th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
” Throw some Ikea meatballs in a bucket to take to the range and that is an outing to remember for Millennia.”
I assume you mean use them in place of sporting clays, not to eat them?
November 17th, 2013 at 5:11 PM
No, he likes them. He’s brave.
November 18th, 2013 at 12:11 AM
when I saw this I thought of you Aggie. http://cheezburger.com/7901224960
gotta stay in shape. π
November 18th, 2013 at 10:42 AM
STOLEN!!!