Running late, because the White Rabbit is off smoking a hooka or something.
And by that I mean I had to pick up Tiberius from the airport and clean house beforehand. At least I cleaned the kids’ bathroom.
So here’s a list of random Nevers for y’all.
Random Never List
#5– Never Go Anywhere Without ID
I cannot stress the importance of this. Especially in Bangkok.
#4– Never Pass Up the Opportunity to Dance
There is no such thing as a bad dancer when you are enjoying yourself, Elaine.
#3– Never Give Up Your Principles
They are worth far more to you than to others.
#2– Never Confuse Kindness With Flattery
The results can be bad. Really bad.
#1– Never, Ever Pass Up a Good Thing
*SMOOOCH*
Hope y’all have a wonderful Friday 😉
November 15th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Never pet a burning dog.
November 15th, 2013 at 10:02 AM
TRUTH!!!
November 15th, 2013 at 12:32 PM
#3 definitely. Your soul, your birthright. And #5, especially in a foreign country. Ya think?
November 15th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Indeedy 😀
November 15th, 2013 at 1:38 PM
wrap your feet in paper towels when dancing in the kitchen. two birds. 🙂
November 15th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
OMG!! ^^^^THIS!!!! 😀
November 15th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Never go anywhere without your……GUN
November 15th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
It’s a given 😉
Not that I can confirm or deny that, you understand 😀
November 15th, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Me thinks that Troy is talking about the other “gun”.
November 15th, 2013 at 11:05 PM
LA LA LA LA LA!!! Can’t read that 😛
November 15th, 2013 at 6:31 PM
Never stay in one place for more than two nights in a row without setting a claymore perimeter. And napalm, if possible.
Never try to order another man’s dog around. Its like ordering cats…it just doesn’t work.
November 15th, 2013 at 11:03 PM
*puts Greek fire on shopping list*
November 15th, 2013 at 6:44 PM
#1 has gotten me in trouble a time or two. But it was comopletely worth it. 🙂
November 15th, 2013 at 11:03 PM
HA!! 😀
November 15th, 2013 at 7:19 PM
Years ago, after a bout with the flu, I adopted the belief:
“Never trust a fart.”
November 15th, 2013 at 11:04 PM
Uh…. wise words? 😉
November 15th, 2013 at 7:21 PM
“Never pass up a good thing!”….Yep, I didn’t pass up my last good thing…we will be married 16 years this coming June!!!
And Hilljohnny’s paper towel comment above, damn near wins the interwebs today!!!
November 15th, 2013 at 11:05 PM
I’m headed for 20 in March 😉
November 19th, 2013 at 1:42 AM
Based on personal experience from 1983, there is a reason why they tell you not to put your hand in a shark’s mouth. I have the scars on my right wrist to back this claim up. SO DON”T DO IT!
November 19th, 2013 at 7:04 AM
Um, duly noted 😉