I have noticed that several bloggers have a day set aside for blog linking, or lists, or other sundry stuff like funnies. So I decided to start my Thursday Never List™. One can never have too many lists, and at least this one won’t alarm the NSA.
One of the things my brother-in-law Draco and I used to like to talk about was movies. He has his favorites, and so do I. But we also had that list. You know, the movies we would never, EVER watch. EVER!!!! Invariably, one of us would screech at the other in disagreement over a classic, but for the most part we tended to agree on most movies we blacklisted. And so, in honor of my brother Draco, here is my list of the top five movies I’ll never, EVER watch.
#5- A Nightmare on Elm Street
It doesn’t matter which version, or sequel. I just don’t care to see some chick transmogrified into a cockroach while some dude runs around with finger blades. Though the blades are rather nice.
Seriously, who thought sparkly vampires and expressionless twits were a good combination?
#3- The Notebook
Nicholas Sparks writes the same book with a different title every year.
Not to be confused with M. Night Shyamalan’s torturous homage to Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender, this film is so riddled with politics and plot holes, I would just as soon clip my nails in a Cuisinart™ than watch more than the ten minutes I wasted.
Ok, this is where y’all will probably hate me.
#1- Top Gun
Can’t stand that over-rated, couch-jumping, peacocking whiner.
So, that’s my Thursday Never List. Feel free to admonish me for never having watched Top Gun. I get that a lot 😀