No, I’m not talking about drama. I’m talking about Valentine’s Day. It’s not my favorite day of the year, but I figured I would give y’all yet another shopping guide. I’m magnanimous that way.
Jewelry is always good. But sometimes men don’t pay too close attention to significant details like ring size, or even whether or not their significant others have pierced ears. No matter. That’s why the Good Lord gave us necks.
The Loveheart Pendant from Swarovski™. Very affordable, and you’ll be gifting her your heart all over again! Or a reasonable facsimile, I guess.
Sometimes you wish to give a gift that says, “I care about you and wish to protect you always”. And since not everyone can afford to get a permanent security detail for their sweetheart, there is always an alternative.
A pink 6.8 million volt stun gun!! Let’s face it: not all women feel comfortable carrying a gun, but NONE have a problem frying a perp. And did I mention it’s 6.8 MILLION volts? Yeah, it’s cute AND effective!!
Of course, no post of mine would be complete without the obligatory Lolita™ glass.
The Pink Panties Martini Glass!!
There is nothing I can add to that.
So, she can look stunning, while stunning someone, and getting stunned on vodka. I hope you have enjoyed this instalment of Shopping with Aggie™. Hope it helps! If not just remember: these are guidelines, not rules😉
January 24th, 2013 at 12:14 PM
Oh. Uh…. better hit the return counter…
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January 24th, 2013 at 12:24 PM
If I knew how to make a cake that looked like that, I would serve it for breakfast😀
January 24th, 2013 at 12:24 PM
Yeah, like I’d give anyone I know a stun gun. 😉
January 24th, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Wha…..???😉
January 24th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Wait…no pics of pink panties? …..stupid martini glasses.
January 24th, 2013 at 1:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’s what Victoria’s Secret™ is for😀
January 24th, 2013 at 4:37 PM
Heh. Considering their clothing line, Victoria doesn’t have very many secrets.
BTW….prepare to feel the rumble as Serenity whacks me upside the head again.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:22 PM
Was that the earthquake from last evening??😉
January 26th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Probably.
January 25th, 2013 at 1:54 AM
I’m lucky…The Wife’s birthday is 14 February. Kinda hard to forget. So yeah, it’s a big hit in the wallet, but she’s worth it. This year, I’m hitting Victoria’s Secret with The Boy to get her some fancy knickers, then taking her to the new Die Hard movie. It’s too bad I have to work the next morning, but once we’re home I figure I’ll whip her up a girlie drink on my way to my cart. Maybe a silver cloud, probably a cosmopolitan.
She’ll probably cook up some bacon from my butcher so yeah, I’m coming out ahead on this one.
January 25th, 2013 at 6:58 AM
Ooooh, she’s lucky!! And you are very thoughtful🙂
January 25th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Yeah, I’m not gonna lie. I’m pretty awesome. I am glad this sorta thing only happens every now and then though, or I’d be doing it all the time.
The best part is, she looks at bouquets of roses as a waste of money and loves getting a rose bowl for her desk.
January 25th, 2013 at 7:03 PM
How could you use that headline and not post the obligatory relevant Bonnie Tyler song? Here, let me fix that for you:
January 25th, 2013 at 8:47 PM
Because I can always rely on your 80’s kitsch😀
January 26th, 2013 at 12:27 PM
I just hate Valentine’s Day. I don’t think I’ve ever actually had a good one😦 Bah V-Day!
This is a list I could live with…though I’d probably end up tasing myself if I was drinking one of your delicious vodka martinis and playing with 6.8 million volts!
January 26th, 2013 at 12:35 PM
But it would still be fun!!😀
January 26th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Heh. When someone mentions Valentine’s Day to me, my first thought (even before the non-PG-13 thoughts….of which there are many) harkens back to Feb 14, 1929: http://history1900s.about.com/od/1920s/p/valentines.htm
January 26th, 2013 at 7:35 PM
Hubby’s does, too. I’m sure of that😉
January 29th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Good call on the fuchsia heart pendant. Ordered one for the wife and daughter!
January 29th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
Awesome!!😀