My apologies for not writing a post yesterday. I wasn’t feeling all that well, and the cerebrum decided it was better suited to replaying the movie Dragnet, complete with rap song at the end. Honestly, I remembered the whole movie all morning long. It’s probably why I had a hankering for chili dogs and a Shirley Temple™.
I have never understood the Designated Pitcher rule. Don’t try to explain it. I will just tune the words out of my retinas.
Why can’t mosquitoes suck fat?
If your significant other asks you to make a sandwich, do it. After all, you chose to be with them for a reason.
Always write your Christmas List™ in pencil.
And lastly remember this: “STRESSED” is “DESSERTS” spelled backwards. That means it’s always time for chocolate.
Hope y’all have a great day!! 😀