My apologies for not writing a post yesterday. I wasn’t feeling all that well, and the cerebrum decided it was better suited to replaying the movie Dragnet, complete with rap song at the end. Honestly, I remembered the whole movie all morning long. It’s probably why I had a hankering for chili dogs and a Shirley Temple™.
I have never understood the Designated Pitcher rule. Don’t try to explain it. I will just tune the words out of my retinas.
Why can’t mosquitoes suck fat?
If your significant other asks you to make a sandwich, do it. After all, you chose to be with them for a reason.
Always write your Christmas List™ in pencil.
And lastly remember this: “STRESSED” is “DESSERTS” spelled backwards. That means it’s always time for chocolate.
Hope y’all have a great day!! 😀
October 24th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
And “diaper” spelled backwards is “repaid”. Every parent will understand.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
There is much truth in that…. 😉
October 24th, 2012 at 12:17 PM
You’re channeling Thomas Sowell today! I like it.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Oh, I ain’t THAT witty!! But thanks 🙂
October 24th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
My favorite one is about the sandwich. What a brilliant concept! If you know about the 5 Love Languages- I am definitely an Acts of Service kind of Queen!
October 25th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I am very familiar with it 😀
October 24th, 2012 at 7:35 PM
What if your significant other asks you to “go fix a turkey pot pie”? Does it still need to be done?
Diaper/repaid. I would comment but Cruel Wife did the huge share of diapers. OK, I’m in the wrong. I suck.
Beautiful question about mosquitoes. Just one more question I have for God, along with the issues with spiders, gastroenteritis, and disco.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Depends on the delivery of the question, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Spiders are good, GE is bad, and Disco is still a mystery…
October 24th, 2012 at 8:15 PM
The Virgin Connie Swain.
Am I the only guy that thought Alexandra Paul was awesome?
October 25th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
I doubt it! Did you know her twin sister is a firefighter in California?
October 24th, 2012 at 8:40 PM
“That means it’s always time for chocolate.”
Damn straight! I just wish I had some right now. 😦
October 25th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Wish I could send some through the internet.
Oh, who am I kidding? If I had any, I would be ingesting it right now 😀
October 25th, 2012 at 3:57 AM
I don’t do the sandwich thing. I do, however, do the dessert thing.
October 25th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
HA! In your defense, you can’t do the sandwich thing with Jack waiting to pounce on it, so there’s that.