Hubby is home today, since he gets to enjoy a four-day weekend, and I completely forgot that my job here is to entertain y’all.
FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, short story: I have to go figure out how to get paint off his car right now, so here’s the funniest thing I have seen in the last twenty minutes.
FYI, the only thing I don’t have is a cat suit, because I don’t want to look like chorizo.
Have a great Friday!! 😉
Sithy Things 
October 5th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Mmmmm chorizo.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Best chorizo comes from my hometown. Coincidence, huh? 😀
October 5th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
Chorizo….wasn’t she that saucy, cha-cha dame? You could do that!
October 5th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
No, that was Carmen Miranda, to which I have an uncanny resemblance…
*goes to find tutti-frutti hat*
October 5th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Nah, I meant Charo!
October 5th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
I’m not blonde!!
Ok, neither is she, but I don’t dye my hair, either 😛
October 5th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Have you tried Goof Off® on it yet? The stuff works miracles on all kinds of crap, including, but not limited to, tar, bugs, etc. Just be sure to read the label and follow the directions. (Like there’s anyone out there who doesn’t ready and follow directions…)
October 5th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Non-acetone polish remover was cheaper and did the job without stripping the body paint!!
*thanks the Almighty*
October 5th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Protip: a “One Size Fits All” catsuit does not fit someone 5′ 8″.
October 5th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Duly noted 😆
October 5th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
chocolate and vodka? You are welcome to come solve my problems!
October 5th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
There are always options and solutions.
They may not always work, but they are available 😀
October 5th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Not too many problems out there that can’t be solved by the judicial and strategic placement of two or three claymores. Most can be solved with just one, but why take chances?
October 6th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Daisy cutters work, too 😉
October 6th, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Yeah, they’re fun, but call me a traditionalist….
October 7th, 2012 at 6:24 AM
Well, sometimes you have to diversify 😀
October 7th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Aaaah….add to my portfolio, you say? I shall ponder upon these words that you speak…
October 8th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Dahling, haven’t I told you before, never to wear an ornage tabby cats suit,
Wears ze black, so much more slimming dahling.
October 8th, 2012 at 9:41 PM
Duly noted 😉
*purrs*