My poor dog Lenny had a miserable night. Her ears are infected, and that necessitated a trip to the vet. Thankfully, she loves, and I mean LOVES going to the vet. That wasn’t going to be the issue.
But Hubby’s car is in the shop, and the van has issues, and so Hubby took my Pathfinder to work this morning, which meant I had to borrow a vehicle, which meant my niece’s Isuzu. My niece is 18, just graduated from high school, and does all the seniors-are-cool stuff to her car.
- Tassel on rear view mirror: check!
- “Acquired” Whataburger™ table number*: check!
- Obligatory “2012” signage: check!
- Phrase written in shoe polish: check!
Wait, what??
Great….just great. I get to drive all over town with this. The good news is, no one will recognize me while driving around. It’s a big enough area. Anyway, I get to the vet’s and Lenny is beside herself wanting to make several new friends, including two parakeets, a trio of ferrets, a Scottish Terrier, a huge dog probably bred from bears, and a very nasty cat. I say nasty as in mean, not icky. Her own owner doesn’t like her. Moving on, I go outside to wait for them to bring me Lenny, since the place is packed, and the gentleman that arrived at the same time I was parking struck up a conversation.
Gent: I take it you like to dance?
Me: Well, yes… like most people, I guess.
Gent: Country dancing, huh?
Me: No, more along Big Band and Waltzing, why?
Gent: *points to niece’s vehicle*
Me: OMIGAWD!! Sorry, I didn’t write that. It’s my niece’s vehicle, and I had to borrow it today.
Gent: So does that mean you’re a waltzing babe?
Me: No, it means I am taking that car to the nearest car wash.
Gent: *laughs*
I must have turned three different shades of red. But he had a good laugh, and if I helped to make someone happy, then I win, right?
*For those not familiar, Whataburger™ is a Texas chain, and a lot of graduating seniors always feel compelled to abscond with one of their little numbered table signs. It’s a right of passage 😉
September 4th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
If it’s not too late, wash it off and paint on your own graffito. You know her and can choose one for the desired ‘effect.’ Heh! Take bets on how long it takes her to squawk.
In other news, it looks like Theo has been poaching empty chairs from H&B and/or Stormbringer.
September 4th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I wish I had. I would have written “beer swilling ass” instead. 😀
September 4th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
After you got home, of course….
September 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Well, YEAH!!!
September 4th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Weird. When I was that age, the big “score” was a Pizza Hut menu. Back in the day when people actually went in and ate at Pizza hut, anyway.
Not that I ever participated in such questionable pasttimes…..:hides menu collection:
September 4th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Menus, table signs,
margarita glasses… does it matter as long as it is “creatively acquired”??September 4th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
I once ate at a small burger joint that had the coolest heavy-duty Coke glasses with the logo and everything….I actually asked the waitress what it would cost to get one of those, she looked at me funny and said “well, most people just take ’em, so go ahead and take that one home with you, but thanks for asking!” I guess honesty surprises some folks.
I paid for a slice of pizza near closing time at a little cafe on base once, and the lady handed me a plate with two slices. I tried to give the second one back or pay for it, and the lady explained to me that they were closing soon, so would be throwing it out soon anyway, so they typically gave an extra slice to the few customers who ordered. But due to my honesty, she gave me a third. Being a poor Navy guy still in his rating schools, that was a feast!
September 5th, 2012 at 6:34 AM
Hubby has similar stories. When he figured out that they would give extra helpings before closing, he started having dinner around 8:45 at the PX 😀
September 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Now I want a Whataburger here so I can steal table thingies.
September 5th, 2012 at 6:33 AM
If you have a Dairy Queen it will work 😉
September 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Back in my day, Whataburger didn’t use those numbers. The cool thing to do there was to take the salt and pepper shakers.
And not-so-far back in the day, I did this post on Whataburger, when someone else questioned what it was: http://www.houseofzathras.com/?p=1175
September 5th, 2012 at 6:37 AM
And that is the best post on Whataburger EVAH!!! 😀
September 4th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Jeez, the kids up here just unscrew the top on the red pepper flakes and parmesan cheese shakers.
Yeah, genius, haven’t seen that one before. I thought this was a respectable college.
September 5th, 2012 at 6:38 AM
Kids….No, really, kids under ten years old do that. Sheesh…
September 5th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
Your dog loves going to the vet? How’d you manage that. Mine is terrified of that place, which has been especially problematic as of late.
September 5th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
My dog is not right in the head 😉
September 5th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Around here they steal street signs, but they have to be tiny, backwoods, no-one-goes-there-except-residents streets. We have a lot of those.
We don’t have Whataburger but we have Five Guys, who have welded down anything remotely removeable. And I rarely carry a chisel with me.