As is my habit, I was on the social-site-with-faces when I noticed one of my friends discussing a certain leader of the free world whining about something. I won’t go into the politics of the post, since y’all know me well enough to know how I feel about it. But he said something that struck me as rather odd.
He fights like a girl.
I know this is supposed to be an insult to men. But the reality is that it’s a cruel lie.
We are vicious. We are cruel. And we fight dirty.
Never, ever think that fighting like a girl is an insult. It isn’t. If someone says that, consider it a warning that either A) the person fighting is vicious, or 2) the person saying it doesn’t know women very well.
Usually it’s #2 π
July 24th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
To be fair, I was thinking of a blond priss in a slap fight.
July 24th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good point! π
July 24th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
If anyone has any doubts about the ferocity of an angry woman, call her a Catch U Next Tuesday. That word will turn even a meek little librarian into bloodthirsty death machine.
July 24th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
That’s my “speechless” icon….
July 24th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
I’ll bet if some guy used that word on you, they’d find him in a ditch with certain organs missing.
July 24th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Oh no….
There would be nothing left to find.
July 24th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Oh yes there would. You’d leave something behind as a warning.
July 24th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ok, you win!
July 24th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
If girls are so tough, then why do us guys get in trouble when we hit you? I’m asking for a friend…
July 24th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Double standard?? π
July 24th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Fights like a … frenchman?
July 24th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Muuuuuuch better π
July 24th, 2012 at 7:06 PM
Oooooooooooh, wow, that’s low. White-flag sorta low. Which, ironically, is how the French fight.
July 25th, 2012 at 7:29 AM
‘Zactly π
July 24th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
id let you BTSOOM anytime gurly
July 25th, 2012 at 7:29 AM
HA! Like I would ever do that to you π
July 25th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
That’s why I ALWAYS keep a woman by my side.
July 25th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Good call!!
July 25th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
I fight like a ninja…. they better beware
July 25th, 2012 at 12:06 PM
I knew it!! π
July 25th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
You are 100% correct on this count. And I LOVE your Wiz picture!
July 25th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
It’s true on the pic, too π
July 25th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
“…2) the person saying it doesnβt know women very well.”
NO ONE understands women. Not even other women. Trust me, I live with three of ’em.
July 25th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
And that’s why the saying fails π
July 25th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
I think people think most girls slap. I’m not most girls.
July 25th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Oh, I’m sure you aren’t!