I swear, no matter how early I get up, I still run late posting here.
This weekend we had Nomstress and her hubby Nightflyer as our guests. As usual, we had a lot of fun enjoying the company and laughing about people we know. Mostly my relatives. Anyway, Hubby was scrolling through the movies available On Demand™, when he spied one of our favorite BS meter movies: The Core.
And then he decided to make it a drinking game.
Since I had seen the movie before, I knew I would have been sloshed by the first fifteen minutes, so I passed on it and remained sober. Needless to say, the results were epic. I must admit I relished being the sober one, because it left me free to poke fun at the others. I felt the power, and it was GOOD!!!
I may be a lightweight, but I ain’t stupid 😉
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Dangit…I’d mostly managed to forget that movie. Now here ya go, having to bring it back up again. Arrg! Must go surf Hungarian Goatporn to rid my braincell of the unwanted memories!!!
July 23rd, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Wait, Beerfest or The Core??
July 23rd, 2012 at 2:10 PM
The Core…is that the one where the giant ball of molten stainless steel stops spinning and turns the Earth’s magnetic field off? Then they restart it with a couple of nuclear firecrackers?
Never saw it. My Holy-Sh!t-You-Asses-Aren’t-Even-Trying-o-Meter exploded.
(edited because it’s a family-friendly blog 😉 )
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:52 PM
And now you see why I opted for sobriety 😀
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:18 PM
Why stay sober and protracting the pain of watching the movie. At least drunk most of the movie would be a blur, if even remembered at all.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
But I like remembering. It makes blackmail easier 😉
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:12 PM
The Core. Augggg!
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:53 PM
One of the few times that Sci-Fi Channel actually did a better rip-off than the flick.
But only because Bruce McGill was in it 😀
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Dang. SciFi channel remake was better than the movie? That is probably the most scathing review of a film I’ve ever read. Ebert’s head just exploded (hopefully).
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:29 PM
From your fingertips… 😉
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:42 PM
I absolutely refused to watch the movie because it couldn’t even do bad science/engineering. Just the previews tore the fabric of space and time.
No, I will stick with Sharktopus and Zombie Strippers – or any old Bruce Campbell movies.
What word do you drink on when watching “The Core”? The word “core”?
I remember watching Newhart years ago. Somebody had the bright idea that every time someone said “Dick” you were supposed to take a drink. Funny, I don’t remember how any of the episodes ended.
We sure were stupid back then. I mean, seriously… Newhart??
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:56 PM
They chose to drink every time there was a fracturing of Natural Laws.
Had they played for the word “core” they would still be in the ICU.
Is it bad that I’m still laughing about Newhart? 😀
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:16 PM
Wanna really get smashed? Watch either version of “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”. Take a drink every time someone says a word with “who” in it. Like Whoville, who-pudding, etc.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:10 PM
I would die of alcohol poisoning 😀
July 24th, 2012 at 5:09 AM
Yes, but such a lovely finish!
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Tip the boot before the bubble hits.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:59 PM
THANK YOU!!!
I knew SOMEONE would say it 😀
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I actually saw that one in the theater. Why? I have NO idea.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Boredom? Bet? Bingo?? 😉
July 24th, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Fracturing of natural laws? You can’t even make the first commercial.
Oh, that’s right, there weren’t any. I guess there is something to say for network TV.