There are days that I feel it coming on. The need to just… SNAP!! Of course, when I do feel the need to do so, my only targets are the dogs, and all they get to hear is “Blah, blah, blah!! Blah, Lenny, blah!!” Seriously, they just end up looking at me like I’m in need of Xanaxβ’ or a swig of Moscato. They are very judgmental. Lucky for the family, the need goes away in the afternoon, so they don’t have to deal with it. Much.
And with the cacophony this morning, I may have need of my BRAND NEW SWITCHBLADE!!!
What can I say? Hubby knows me well π
July 21st, 2012 at 11:43 AM
You owe me a new keyboard for that picture….. π
July 21st, 2012 at 11:44 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!
We were talking at breakfast about how my BIL posts pics of cats all the time, and I found this one so appropriate π
July 21st, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Details on the switchblade please.
July 21st, 2012 at 12:20 PM
It’s a Gerber combat knife, issued. He wasn’t required to turn it in, so I WIN!!!
July 21st, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Well, you can always take up glue-sniffing again. For those really ROUGH days, there’s Gorilla Glue ™. Makes your nose feel foamy.
July 21st, 2012 at 3:51 PM
I am past Gorilla Glue™. I think I have developed an immunity to it, or something.
July 21st, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Ummmm…you’re supposed to sniff it. Not snort it, or take it internally.
July 21st, 2012 at 10:29 PM
NOW you tell me!!
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:07 PM
One rhinoplasty coming up.
I gave up sniffing glue for eating paint chips. Though it’s hard to find the quality stuff with lead in it. Nobody realizes what I’m doing, they just think that they’re breath mint strips. Yum. And the effect lasts much longer…
July 21st, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I have blade envy.
July 21st, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Don’t worry. It’s a little blade π
July 21st, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Wait a minute.
My subconscious has been nagging me all day and I realized why not too long ago.
Why is a cat firing a MAC-10? I always pictured them as more aligned with MP-5’s, ergonomically speaking, what with those tiny paws and all.
Last thing you want is a cat fumbling a weapon when he freaks out.
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Thus the shots to the TV.
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:09 PM
More appropriate weapon would be a micro-Uzi. Or VZ Skorpion. Much more compact and controllable.
July 21st, 2012 at 3:42 PM
what IS it with hot Latinas and blades?
July 21st, 2012 at 3:52 PM
I get it from my mom π
July 21st, 2012 at 3:55 PM
OY YES!