For the first time in weeks, I slept through the night, and don’t remember dreaming, so I can attest that perhaps watching a mediocre movie can help your sleep patterns. Hubby and I went to see Prometheus….eh. It was ok. LOTS of illogical stuff in it, even with it being a science fiction thriller and suspending disbelief at every turn. The fact that I didn’t have a nightmare over it should tell you how “eh” it really is.
It rained yesterday, so I have hope the hay that developed while we were at the family reunion will turn semi-green. Or at least be non-combustible.
Several birds have decided that the fake plants I have outside are better suited to making a nest than the trees and shrubs. I have decided the fake plants will be watered regularly.
As I was reading the news today, I found it disheartening that the top stories are about a celebrity break-up, and how Generation Y thinks learning to drive is a hassle. On the other hand, I also learned that Alec Baldwin got married. I pity her.
Sometimes it feels good to sit down and eat whipped cream straight from the container. And it’s even better when it’s in a can, and you are watching a really bad movie. If you don’t have whipped cream, I hear peanut butter is a great substitute. I wouldn’t know, since I can’t stand the stuff, but whatever floats your goat:
Hopefully I will be more coherent tomorrow. I don’t promise anything, though. I have Valium™ and I’m not afraid to use it.
But I bet anything y’all have your own incoherence going on. It’s Monday, after all 😉
July 2nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
…wait….you were coherent once? Dangit, I missed that!!!! LOL
July 2nd, 2012 at 12:40 PM
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away….
July 2nd, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I’m not a fan of peanut butter either, but whip cream rocks! Especially when it’s homemade: Heavy Whipping Cream, Powdered Sugar and Vanilla, yum!
July 2nd, 2012 at 7:00 PM
Ooooh, and add a bit of Grand Marnier to it 😀
July 2nd, 2012 at 5:59 PM
I think before he leaves office this November, and Congrees ends session, they all need to do something useful and end Mondays.
July 2nd, 2012 at 7:02 PM
Oh, I don’t think so. I like Mondays, especially when school is in session 😉
July 2nd, 2012 at 7:58 PM
Could be worse . . . could be tasked to guard The History Eraser Button™ . . .
Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history?
At the MERE . . . PUSH . . . of a SINGLE . . . BUTTON!
The beautiful SHINY button . . .!
The jolly CANDY-LIKE button . . .!
Will he hold out, folks . . .?
CAN he hold out . . .?
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I believe we all know where this is going . . .
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:20 PM
It scares me at night how this generation will provide the next leaders in everything.
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Heh, Ren and Stimpy. “Ask Dr. Stupid”.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Oh, you’re right! I thought that sounded familiar!!! 😀
July 3rd, 2012 at 6:20 AM
“On the other hand, I also learned that Alec Baldwin got married. I pity her.”
She’s only interested in what’s in his wallet: a Capital One card®.
July 3rd, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Best. Comment. EVAH!!
July 3rd, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Please may I see a photo of the plastic plants with birdie houses, as this would be awesome! 🙂 x