Oh, it is. Trust me.
Today I am going to go pick up a friend’s niece so she can come over and hang out with my girls. That sounds fine so far, since they get to play video games and gossip. But that’s not all…
I’m taking them to the mall.
Yes, I’m still on a financial diet, and yes, I have been very, VERY good. But that’s not the worst part. No….taking three very excited girls in a vehicle and shepherding them is the worst part. I might as well fix myself a drink and have it waiting for my return. Maybe two drinks.
I’ll make a pitcher.
Pray for me!! 😉
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June 29th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Put a straw in the pitcher. It helps reduce spills later on. And nobody likes to see a grownup on the floor licking up spilled ‘beverages’.
June 29th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Wise words. You sound like you have experience in this 😉
June 29th, 2012 at 9:10 PM
“Your honor, I have no memory of the night in question.
….no, really. I woke up in the back of a taxi-cab in Uganda, with a koala bear eating a Twinkie on the seat next to me. I really have NO idea…”
June 29th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
http://tinyurl.com/72l2jbw
June 29th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I pure want to shove you into that inner tube…
June 29th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
(vodka jelly)
June 29th, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Sounds like a future recipe!
June 29th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I try to avoid malls, especially on weekends. On the bright side, when you finally get to those drinks, you can take satisfaction in the knowledge that you earned them. 😀
June 29th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Oh, so true. I will be earning plenty 😀
June 29th, 2012 at 12:15 PM
LOL Have fun! At least they don’t expect you to be their entertainment director while at your house, too!
June 29th, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Are you kidding? I feel like Julie on The Love Boat, only without the looks or the water. Or the boat, for that matter!
June 29th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
There is a reason mojitos are made by the pitcher…
June 29th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I don’t have any sugarcane, so I have to rely on tequila instead…
June 29th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
You can always substitute cane syrup if you can’t get the cane from the local stores. 😉