Normally, I have a post by 9 AM every morning. Lately I have been a bit preoccupied with other stuff around here. Kids are fine, and Hubby is fine. I thank the Good Lord for that. But sometimes Life, Fate, whatever it is, tends to throw a curveball to see if I’m paying attention.
Last week I found a hard nodule in the upper right pectoral milk dispensing device. No, not the one that was *ahem* bitten by my neighbor’s dog. The other one. Anyway, I was very frightened, and also very angry. But the anger was directed at myself. I know to check myself for these eventualities, but had neglected to do so for several months. My last mammogram had been clear and just fine and dandy, so I slacked off.
That is unacceptable. One simply cannot take chances at my age that things will be just fine. And the worst part is actually having close friends who are in treatment for breast cancer. I was lucky it was cystic. I have no excuse for my laziness, but I do hope that this inspires others to be more careful, and to check themselves often. We all get one shot at living on this rock, and we should take care to make sure we live it to the best of our ability.
There will always be curveballs. The trick is to plant your feet, watch it coming at you, and SWING!!!!
June 4th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
well said. I am probably one of your friends with breast cancer. It doesnt take long for cancer to grow. I had a mamo last year and this year low and behold there it was. Sat i went in for an MRI on my liver because my sternum and liver hurts. I go in on Wed to see what is going on. Hugs to you and glad everything worked out.
June 4th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I pray for you every day, my friend. If you need anything, let me know. School’s OUT!! 🙂
June 4th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I’m glad it turned out to be just a cyst.
No more slacking off, ya hear?
June 4th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Yessir!!! Glad to see you back!!
June 4th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I suggest you Think Outside the Box™, Ms.Aggie, and just SHOOT the pitcher.
No need for any follow up argument.
I have discovered, in my travels, that two rounds of 5.56 delivered with speed and precision to the cranial vault of the typical Ne’er-do-Well™ solves all problems with an irrefutable argument that is concise . . . and final.
If not 5.56 . . . I recommend 7.62 . . . or even better, .50BMG. Should that prove inconvenient, such as you might be required to present your argument in a confined space, 9mil and .45ACP are excellent problem solvers. Though not as dramatic, The Other Idiots in The Room™ might not get your point. In which case, The Mozambique Drill™ method of debate will convince them you are correct.
However, comma, if you are not bound by terrain, then 60, 81, and 120mil will suit your needs. If distance is a factor, then 105 or 155mil . . . especially if you want Everyone in The Valley™ to know of your displeasure.
Works well if you are having One of Those Days™ . . .
And I have not even covered Armor or Close Air Support assets, yet!
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I should write a paper on a government grant . . . better than monkeys snorting coke or shrimps on treadmills!
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No obamabucks . . . US Dollars only.
June 4th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
It has been my experience that shooting at Fate only makes her angry.
And I don’t want to see her when she’s angry 😉
I prefer .45ACP to 9mm. Better penetration 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
“Does everything have a sexual connotation with you?”
-Inspector “Dirty Harry” Callahan, The Enforcer 1976
June 4th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
See, now I want to go watch the series.
Except Dead Pool. I can pass on that one….
June 4th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
“A man’s got to know his limitations . . .”
-Inspector “Dirty Harry” Callahan, Magnum Force 1973
June 4th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
“Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!” 😉
June 5th, 2012 at 5:49 AM
I’m down with you on the .45 ACP.
June 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Glad you’re okay. I’d add a witty comment, but it might sound too pervy, so feel free to add your own. 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
June 4th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
I always gotta check my curveballs.
Tee hee. Hope all is well!
June 4th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
So far, so good! And how’s the bar?? 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
It is going well. I added Karoake to the JukeBox! Hopefully one day you and yours can come here and get heavily drunk. For Free.
June 5th, 2012 at 4:59 AM
Bar is doing well… I added Karoake to the jukebox, sooo..that should make some interesting drunk fests.
June 4th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Damn glad to hear you are ok. Damn…
June 4th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Nothing like what you have gone through, though!
June 4th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Glad to hear it wasn’t that damn “cancer” word Aggie 🙂
June 4th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
So far, no. But I do have to keep up with visits and checking 🙂
June 4th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Glad to hear its not that serious!
I tried to plant my feet once, but ended up digging the hole too deep and didn’t use enough fertilizer (of which I typically have an ample supply). I only grew enough that my feet touch the ground when I stand up.
June 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Miracle Gro™ fail 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
That’s good news, aggie. Mom had one of those, and I remember how she felt about it. Sorry you had to go through it.
But I would like to compliment you on working in a baseball analogy!
June 4th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
HA!!! If anyone would appreciate it, it would be you 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Glad to hear you’re ok. Remember, we have a date at that UT-A&M game someday! 🙂
June 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Dang skippy!!
June 4th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
I had felt a disturbance in The Force, so to speak. You are spot on, this sort of thing makes a loud and clear klaxon blast. Can you feel newly alive that it was only that? The call to arms, to re-engage with life? The fear turned to fierce joy? I feel that for you and take it to heart for myself, too.
Onward!
June 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I thought you would understand 😉
June 4th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
Wow…. I hope everything is ok. You seem like a wonderful person- take care of yourself and thanks for the reminder… Felicia
June 4th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Thanks, Felicia! And so far, so good 🙂