There are people alive today simply because I do not wish to go to prison.
There is nothing that napalm and white phosphorus can’t cure.
Never confuse education with intelligence.
Every day you break a record for the most consecutive days you have lived.
Women should concentrate on finding someone who will ruin their lipstick, and not their mascara.
Minds that wander seldom come back.
This blog post is probably my most random attempt at writing, but at least it got written!!
Hope y’all have a great day!! 😀
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May 2nd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
I think I shall borrow the lipstick/mascara one!
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:39 PM
It’s a good one!
May 2nd, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Excellent post!! Love it. 🙂
May 2nd, 2012 at 5:20 PM
Hey there! Long time no see!
May 7th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Been skimming and lurking. Read and enjoy all your blogs.
May 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 PM
>Minds that wander seldom come back< Ain't THAT the truth! I was going to the store…wait a minnit…is that a duck? Two ducks! Two ducks in my back yard! Geez…lawn bags…gonna need lawn bags…and some kind of grass seeds. warp speed NOW! Engage! I've GOT to remember to…oh shit…forgot. No problem. Why is that window open? It's like 50 degrees out there!
May 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 PM
FIFTY degrees?? Yikes!!
May 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 PM
It might’ve been kinda random, but it was an interesting mix of random.
May 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 PM
I think one of the brain cogs is getting rusty 😉
May 2nd, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Those are all good. Especially like the lipstick/mascara one.
May 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 PM
The girls sure do 😉
May 2nd, 2012 at 7:22 PM
Yeah, that lipstick one sounds fun.
I’ve found lipstick in…nonstandard…applications.
Never mascara.
Important safety tip, Egon, thanks.
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:44 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I do NOT wish to know 😛
May 2nd, 2012 at 9:21 PM
Alongside your second randomness, there’s the tried-n-true “there are very few problems that can’t be solved by the application of the words ‘front toward enemy’.”
(for those unfamiliar with the phrase, there’s this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Claymore_mine
May 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
cuz…you know..nothing says “GET OFF MY LAWN!” quite like that tell-tale “click”
May 3rd, 2012 at 6:44 AM
True dat 😀