Here in Texas, we enjoy some rather out-dated laws:
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
The entire Encyclopaedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
It is illegal to urinate on The Alamo.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It is illegal to own an alligator without a permit.
It is illegal to modify the weather without a permit.
It is also illegal to try to modify the weather without first putting a notice in the local paper.
I have to admit, I’m intrigued at the gator permit. I wonder how one goes about asking for one 😉