For me, dreaming is an adventure. Last night I dreamt I was in Paris, France!!
And that’s where the romance ended.
I’m in a boutique salon, run by my sister, who isn’t there, because she is off touring a canal for a pair of shoes (??), and I am waiting to have a dress fitting and a haircut, because there is no such thing as nepotism, and someone steals my purse and my dog, and I can only find the purse shell, which has a bunch of markers in it, and I’m walking around in a smock, with my hair in weird rollers, asking people if they have seen my purse, and someone points outside, so out I go, only to see two Mexicans (they had shirts with Mexican flags and they read “Proud Mexican” in French) walking my dog, and I run over and ask them why they have my dog, and they give me the dog and tell me the PLO was giving them away over at the park, so I run to the park and see them distributing dogs that they are buying on the internet with my credit card, causing me to call the Embassy to cancel the credit card, which makes the PLO very mad, and they in turn put a fatwa on my head, and I yell at them that my head isn’t very pretty right now so they have to wait, so they pencil me in for Tuesday.
This is the part where I wake up, look at the clock, and realize I have one more hour of sleep to enjoy. And as I drift off to sleep, I am jolted awake by the thought that today is Tuesday!! But eventually I calm down and fall asleep again, because I am not a machete-wielding zombie killer for nothing 😉
January 10th, 2012 at 8:39 AM
Y, this is you at your best!!!!!
January 10th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
January 10th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Using stolen credit cards to buy stolen dogs? The PLO is even more despicable than I thought.
January 10th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
This is what happens when you eat Mexican before bed….
January 10th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
Yours was much better than mine.
I got to watch a new disease come out of nowhere and kill off damn near everyone, completely unraveling civilization in the process.
January 10th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Oy….no more Stephen King for YOU!
January 10th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
I think you might want to lay off the Nyquil…
Hope it’s a GOOD tuesday!
January 10th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
That is a strange dream!
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January 10th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Wow! Beats the heck outta my dreams. They either have me leading my family along with a collection of rag-tag folks, from Illinois to freedom in the New Republic of Texas…or have a wah-wah guitar playing “Bom-chica-bom-bom” as ‘background music” (IYKWIMAITTYD!!)
Hope your Tuesday is going better than your dream would indicate!
January 10th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
I gotta agree with Nomstress, lay off the Nyquil.
I had a Nyquil dream involving having braces again. Ugh.
January 10th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
At least braces are normal, Roamy.
Having the PLO pencil you in for a fatwa is a bit less so 😀
January 10th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
It had nothing to do with the Hack from Maine™. I haven’t even looked at one of his incredibly bad tomes in years.
Its just one of several recurring nightmares I have from time to time.
Its why I’m normally very happy to not remember my dreams.
January 11th, 2012 at 7:31 AM
Nice. I’d tell ya’ about some of mine, but this is a family-friendly blog. 😉