Here are a few tips to make cleaning your home for guests more enjoyable!
Dirty windows: Leave them be! The dirt actually filters harmful UV rays that can cause skin cancer, acting like an SPF 25 for you and your family.
Cobwebs: They act like a dimmer switch on your lightbulbs. Best romantic light, ever!
Dust: It’s your very own Etch-a-Sketch™ on every surface. It will keep kids entertained for hours.
Messy kitchen: Don’t sweat it. That’s a sign of an industrious person. Simply pat some flour on your face and light a food scented candle, making sure to serve coffee cake you picked up at the bakery the hour before.
Pet hair: Simply sweep it to the corners, and let everyone know you are collecting it for stuffing for the pet toys. RECYCLING WIN!!
Stained carpets: Regale people with stories of the wonderful parties you have hosted, making sure to point out how Aunt Minerva spilled her wine from laughing so hard at your wit.
I hope you have enjoyed the tips and tricks I use for a fabulous Cleaning Day. Remember: don’t sweat the small stuff 😉
December 28th, 2011 at 9:53 AM
December 28th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
I see that you’re a woman after my own heart, when it comes to cleaning. 🙂
December 28th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
My wife must be your sister.
December 28th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Throw a loaf of bread in the oven at a low temperature, and you’ll get the smell of homemade bread.
Remember to take off the wrapper, that would ruin the effect, IYKWIMAITYD
December 28th, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Duly noted! 😉
December 28th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Forget Martha Stewart, she’s old news. So 20th Century. You, Aggie, are the Domestic Diva for the 21st Century. It’s not a good thing, it’s a GREAT thing!
December 28th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
LOL. You’ve been spying on my kat fur collection again. It’s MINE, I tell you! ALL MINE! 😛
Especially the extra large hairballs where my hair has become involved.
December 28th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
BTW, you ain’t hit the big-time ’til you’ve got Dust Gators™ under your furniture and appliances. 🙂
December 28th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I like the way you think … especially now that I’m a house-husband!!
December 28th, 2011 at 5:47 PM
December 28th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
If I wanted a spic-n-span ™ house, I would have married a Stepford Wife © , or June Cleaver. And everyone knows “dustbunnies” were the original “Pokemon”, gotta catch them all!! (And store em under your bed.)
Passing these tips on to my sweetieheart.
December 28th, 2011 at 8:55 PM
LC–quick before we all turn to stone, CHANGE BACK TO THE CORSET!!!
December 28th, 2011 at 9:18 PM
I was wondering who would notice 😉
December 28th, 2011 at 10:55 PM
I know you are not cleaning for tomorrow night’s company!!!!