Why is that? Because the kids are still asleep.
Why is that?? Because they stayed up arguing well after I went to bed.
And why was that?? Because they tend to take things on a literal basis.
So today, one will be wiping down every single door, front and back, top and sides, and the other one will be wiping down all the baseboards. And once that has been done to my satisfaction, they will move on to the air vents and fans.
Oh yes, there will be joy today!! 😉