XBradTC over at Bring the Heat, Bring the Stupid had a funny post of random thoughts. I thought I would take his cue and post some of mine, since I seem to be running very late this morning.
I don’t understand the need for multiple ear piercings. Makes me want to hang chains from each one.
Vienna sausages should come packaged in slightly bigger cans. I don’t want to fight with the can for food.
There is a certain satisfaction I get when I organize the Tupperware cabinet. It only lasts five minutes before it gets ruined, though.
One can never have too many knives or cooks in the kitchen. Conversely, one can have too many vultures sampling the delights.
I don’t get why HD and big screen TVs are a must in the house. I live with it, but don’t get it.
I don’t understand why a recipe calls for 1 cup of broth, but the broth comes in 14.5 oz cans.
Tomato paste that comes in a sealable tube is a must for every kitchen.
Toothpaste seems to be coming out in colors, instead of flavors. So is Gatorade™.
Ok, that’s enough from me for one day. Y’all have a good one!
October 20th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Mr. TiFW gave a friend “Instant Water” for a gag gift one year….
….you just add water, and voila!
October 20th, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Why is the temperature in all medical facilities set on ‘frigid’? Are they trying to increase your level of misery, angst and stress or just make sure at the very least they can treat you for a cold or frost bite?
October 20th, 2011 at 11:38 AM
Multiple ear piercings are better than face piercings. What happens if you sneeze with a nose ring in? Do you have trouble using a straw if you have a lip piercing? And I am utterly distracted by the clacking of a tongue piercing against teeth to bother listening to what that person has to say.
October 20th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Try to think of nothing. Not nothing of consequece, I mean nothing, as in what science postulates existed before the Big Bang.
October 20th, 2011 at 11:59 AM
And if all of creation came from random chance, them how do we account for immutable order in it, like the same amino acid base pairs ALWAYS without other random happenings disrupting that order?
Kind of makes Dawkins and those others screaming that “It looks like design but it isn’t.” seem very foolish, doesn’t it?
October 20th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Dawkins is under his own illusion 😉
October 20th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
And for the people who say “You can do anything.” tell them “Lick the back of your neck.”
October 20th, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Too many cooks with knives in the kitchen usually means you spend all night cleaning the blood stains.
And burying a body or two…
October 20th, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Some of us…know how to deal 😉
October 20th, 2011 at 6:36 PM
There is such a thing as “too many butts in the kitchen.”
Totally empathize with the Tupperware feeling. 🙂
October 21st, 2011 at 8:33 AM
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing….
October 21st, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Indeed. Except when it comes to chocolate 😉
October 24th, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Spoken like a person who has never attempted to eat a two pound chocolate peanut butter cup.
October 24th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
I can’t eat peanut butter, but I have eaten a 2 lb. block of milk chocolate 😉
October 25th, 2011 at 6:06 AM
That reminds me of a very special time in Hershey Pennsylvania. 😉
October 25th, 2011 at 6:51 AM
Hey, AP!!! Welcome to Sithy!! 😉
October 26th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Thank you for having me. I am loving the new blog you have. Great work.