Last night we were sitting at the kitchen table, discussing general school stuff and winding the day down, when Little One started a storm.
Little One: Well, she thinks she’s swag.
Son: Hearing that term makes me want to kick a puppy!!
Little One: What??
Momma: Excuse me??
Daddy: (laughing too hard to say anything intelligent here).
Kick a puppy?? Where do kids get this stuff? Certainly not from moi. Oh sure… I use several idioms and terms that would make people cringe, but never would I use “kick a puppy”!! I would sooner hang a perp by his toenails and make him feel the wrath of my machete than kick a puppy.
That’s just inhumane, y’all.