This letter is to someone who is in a different state or country. Yes, Hubby qualifies!! No, I’m not writing about him again. I thought of going in a more mundane direction in an attempt to keep my five readers entertained.
To Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II,
I love your hats. I love the fact that you got a ticket for speeding while driving your Jag. I love how you aren’t afraid of eating from a plate on your lap. I love how you like gin, and aren’t afraid to drink it in front of people. I love how you stoically hold the country together, and how endearing you look when Prince Phillip makes a blunt statement.
Hat, purse, Corgis, and Canada!!
You have been oil on troubled waters, and I pray that you live for many, many years, mostly because I fear for England with your idiot son on the throne. But most of all, I love the fact that you are a sucker for dogs. Just how many corgis do you have??
Sincerely,
A Subject That Never Was 🙂
Sithy Things 
June 17th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
make it 6 readers
June 17th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Hey!!! Long time no see!! Hope you are doing well 🙂
June 17th, 2011 at 10:57 PM
pretty good. Could be better and could be worse :o)
June 17th, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Hey, I read it, too, just not as often as I’d like. Real life interfering and all that sort of thing, don’t ya know.
June 17th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
You are one of the five, Steve 😉
June 17th, 2011 at 5:32 PM
Seven! Sorry I’m not getting around much lately. Busy, busy.
I’m not really a dog person, but if I ever do get a dog it would have to be a corgi. They make me laugh every time I see one. And yes, long live Her Majesty! Chuckles is a complete knob.
June 17th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
She looks very natty in that outfit. Very nice. 🙂