Letter to a Cyberfriend

I have been fortunate to make what some bloggers and commenters refer to as “fake internet friends”. With very few exceptions, they have fostered strong friendships and have become like family. In fact, the recent loss of my FIF PattyAnn has left me feeling like I lost a close relative. I am lucky indeed to have such great friends, and though I have so many that I can write about, I can only pick one, so I will pick the first 🙂

Dear Max,

What can I say?? You and I share the same brain. That is enough to scare our mutual internet acquaintances, I’m sure. On second thought, it should also scare our common “real life” friends. You have helped me through hard times, and are always able to make me laugh when I feel down. You show a loyalty that is without equal, and a moral compass that is unbreakable. You share your family with mine like we were siblings, and turn to me for advice when you are at your wit’s end. You work so hard to teach your son, and you also work hard to make sure he walks the right path as he grows into a young man. And when I feel sorry for myself, you are quick to kick my behind and tell me to STFU and appreciate what I have. You have never failed to do that. In fact, you may have set a world record for fastest kick…. Anyway, I am very glad we are friends, and so grateful to have you in my life. And for that, I thank you!!

Your twinkie,


About LC Aggie Sith

Machete-wielding zombie killer when not shopping for shoes. View all posts by LC Aggie Sith

6 responses to “Letter to a Cyberfriend

  • Max Power

    Great, now you got me all choked up. LOL…

    It’s great having a close friend with a propensity for violence with a machete, one that shares my love for all things Sith, and one that isn’t shy about telling me when I’m an idiot (it’s pretty often).

    Here’s to lifelong friends…

    P.S. His Holiness can’t wait to see the weasel….

    • LC Aggie Sith


      Yeah, that “propensity for violence” came with motherhood.

      And I don’t call you an idiot that often! The term I use is “moron”…

      P.S. His Holiness has an entourage waiting!


    LC–You have twitter,yes?
    Go to my blog and look at my response to DaninVan about the new Tenn. law making posting “disturbing images” on the web a crime.
    It’s in the NSFW movie poster thread.
    Someone has to tweet my suggestion.

  • mel

    Awwwwww lil Twinkie! That’s so sweet.

  • Larry

    What a wonderful friend to have — especially the STFU — now that’s a real friend!

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