I took Eldest to the mall this afternoon. She needed shoes for her graduation, and I needed shoes for a promotion ceremony. I walked into Macy’s™, where I seldom shop, and went to the shoes, right through to the sales rack, found the perfect pair, and proceeded to check out. “Shopping Like a Man” level: ACHIEVED.
There is no worse earworm than that of a Zelda game.
Funny how cleaning the house takes only minutes when you know you are having company.
Before I went to see Curtis Stone, I had two different types of vinegar in my pantry. Now I have nine.
Kindness is always free.
I have trained my dogs to want to go out as soon as I sit down. Ok, they trained me.
I’m still trying to wrap my mind around how some people claim to be ready for the zombie apocalypse, and yet they can’t manage to kill a spider without the use of five pairs of shoes, several cans of Raid™ and a Bic™ lighter, all the while crying like a toddler who fell off the swing set.
I am never too anything to be hungry.
That does it for today’s randomness. Hope y’all have a pleasant evening!!
It has been brought to my attention by Rob that it is Tuesday, not Wednesday. This is what happens when I am on pain meds and have no chocolate in the house.