I got up and felt like a cat had chewed me up, spit me out, and dragged through pond scum.
And I’m not even sick. Just tired.
I was thinking of doing a giveaway for the blog. Something either made by me or just some random weird thing I find at the clearance section of Home Depot. Or the Dollar Store. Not sure yet.
Then I thought of doing a simple dish each week and featuring it so that the food pic haters would have some angst in their lives. But that’s not how I operate. I don’t like fostering angst. I like fostering fear.
I also thought about posting pretty thought of the day. Then I recalled I am Sith.
Anyway, I will think of something tomorrow. For now, I am off to paint PVC pipes, attach a ventilation duct for a dryer on the ceiling, and make a lamp out of a flowerpot.
Don’t judge me because I’m crazy. Judge me because I am too tired to make a rebuttal, and this is your only chance