I know, I know….most of the state is nothing like the Big Apple™. Still, it gets cold up there, so it’s not on my list of destinations. I would make an exception for this, though:
I would be there with lightsaber on 
Creatively borrowed from Sanyo Soup.
February 1st, 2012 at 8:44 AM
I’ve long suspected that Gov. Andrew Cuomo is Darth Sidious. This just confirms my suspicion. BTW, Albany is Mos Eisley Spaceport, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Especially when the legislature is in session.
February 1st, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Having grown up in Upstate NY- far far away from NYC- I see NY differently. But, don’t forget, I left as soon as I could and go back as rarely as I can get away with!
February 1st, 2012 at 9:03 AM
February 1st, 2012 at 9:13 AM
LOL…these are not the droids you’re looking for!
February 2nd, 2012 at 5:11 AM
New York City is an interesting place to visit, but I damn sure wouldn’t live there. You’d definitely need a lightsaber, and maybe a Schmeisser as backup.
February 13th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster by your side, kid.”