No, this isn’t about my friend The Queen. She abhors drama, unless it’s in a book or TV show. No, this is about Shakespeare!!
I love reading the works of Shakespeare. Very few works stir my soul as much as his do. I suppose being Hispanic and having the gift of talking with my hands lends itself to interpreting Shakespeare. Either that, or I just like living vicariously through literature. It’s a toss-up.
Right now, Eldest’s class is dissecting Hamlet. I was totally jazzed about this, because I have studied the play many times, with different teachers as well as helping other students in college with papers and the like. I was READY FOR THE CHALLENGE!!
Eldest: Mom, sorry, but I can’t let you help me with this.
Eldest: Our teacher wants us to do this blind, write the first thing that we think of for each passage.
Me: (still not grasping the concept) But….
Eldest: (smirking a bit) Sorry mom…
So much for me helping my kids with something I actually know. Let’s face it: Statistics drives me into hysterics and makes me want to cut someone. Ditto for Physics (stop glaring, LC LtC). Just once I want to be the one the kids seek for homework help….
Until then, I will content myself with being the lead Drama Queen around here.
SOMEONE GET ME SOME CYBER SMELLING SALTS!!!